Patrick's definitions

platinum pickle

A noun describing a superb example of a boner and being able to use it like no other.

If I had the chance, I would lay down the platinum pickle on Pamela Anderson.

by Patrick March 15, 2004

Weenis

A little boy thats not afraid of climbing trees because he has a "weenis"

I'm not a scaredy cat cuz i got a weenis

by Patrick May 13, 2005

TALLY HO

A battle cry used by europeans that is the best battle cry since AUGH

Soldier:"their coming and we're outnumbered 20 to 1, what should we do?"
Commander"TALLY HO"(points sword towards enemys)

by Patrick October 16, 2004

Pwnzorbed

Being owned, or ownage

Dude your brother Pwnzorbed you...

by Patrick October 29, 2004

shat on a turtle

when you take out your dip and place it on a turtle

dude that poor turtle went back in his shell after u shat in him.

that turtle almost died from smellin that skoal vanilla after u shat on the turtle

by patrick March 27, 2005

weirdboy

Strange and Unusual, Having no life, no job, no girl, no guy, Social is nill. Likes Geeky stuff, Watches countless hours of tv.

by Patrick July 18, 2003

donkelator

Any person resembling attributes of a donkey. Usually associated with dull eyes, a permanent frowned mouth, and a low crackly voice.

Our Chemistry teacher Mr. Wilkenson is such a fucking donkelator

by Patrick July 8, 2004