PaperMachete's definitions

dularious

(adj.) Like fularious, but damn instead of fuckin. Dularious = damn hilarious.

Did you see that dularious monkey sling its feces at those tourists?

by papermachete November 14, 2005

damn you

A common phrase expressing frustration or annoyance with someone or hatred, cursing him/her. Pretty self-explanatory.

Damn you, Fiorella! Why did you sleep with someone else!

by papermachete December 28, 2005

sleep nazi

A person who insists on sleeping at a certain time each night and will even try to convince you to sleep early too. Cannot sleep with a computer monitor on and doesn't want you to work on your homework while he/she is sleeping even if you offer to position the monitor so as not to disturb him/her. Usually uptight about really minor stuff. Gets pissed off easily at night. Does not mind disrupting another person's education by making them work on homework the next day instead of finishing it at three in the morning while he/she is asleep.

That guy is such a sleep nazi. I had to use to the fucking computer lab the entire night because he was bitching about not getting to sleep at night.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

oo

an interjection used to express surpise, frustration, pleasure, admiration, or awe

oo you touched my tralala.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

relief

the feeling you get when you realize that you're not doomed to eternal misery after all

the feeling you get when you realize the popo didn't detect the stash of pot in your chocalate starfish

Phew, that was a close one. What a relief!

by PaperMachete November 2, 2005

dyskeratoma

dys·ker·a·to·ma
n.

A skin tumor characterized by dyskeratosis.

dyskeratosis
n.

Premature keratinization in cells that are not in the keratinizing surface layer of the skin and keratinization of the corneal epithelium.

keratinization
n.

The process of producing a tough, insoluble protein substance that is the chief structural constituent of hair, nails, horns, and hooves.

epithelium
n.

Membranous tissue composed of one or more layers of cells separated by very little intercellular substance and forming the covering of most internal and external surfaces of the body and its organs.

corneal
adj.

Of or related to the cornea.

cornea
n.

The transparent convex anterior portion of the outer fibrous coat of the eyeball that covers the iris and the pupil and is continuous with the sclera.

sclera
n.

The tough white fibrous outer envelope of tissue covering all of the eyeball except the cornea. Also called sclerotic, sclerotic coat.

(dictionary.com)

n.

Anything that takes a shitload of time to figure out what it is even after looking it up in the dictionary.

The trouble i went through trying to have the foggiest clue what dyskeratoma gave me dyskeratoma. Sure beats doing my discrete math homework though.

That word is such a dyskeratoma.

To whoever looked it up or stumbled upon it by chance, congratulations on wasting five minutes of your time.

by papermachete November 3, 2005

educational

A word describing anything done in school that's a waste of time.

This "educational" stuff was boring as shit. I'd rather whack off to Freddy Kruger in a jungle with the lights out.

by PaperMachete October 25, 2005