PaperMachete's definitions

definition

What you're reading now, dork.

I'm a dork for writing a defintion of definition, as you are also a dork for reading this defintion of defintion.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

yuck

Formerly used as an onomatopoetic expression to describe the sound of laughter in '60s theatrical jargon.

A decade later was used as an expression of distaste, disgust, or revulsion by people who attended comedy clubs, probably due to the disgusting nature of the jokes told in a more vulgarity-tolerant society. Can also be used in its adjective form, yucky.

see also: blech, ew, yucky, ick, icky

Yuck-yuck, you make me laugh with your silly antics sometimes, Bob.

Yuck! There's a freakin' fly in my soup!

by papermachete December 28, 2005

lax

not very strict or loose

i have lax morals. i fuck around.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

tired as shit

(adj.) To be so tired as to feel like shit and as to feel like you are numb to everything.

Man, I'm so tired as shit, I can't even keep my eyes open; I'm so tired I can't even get turned on by this porno. And I'm usually horny as hell when I'm tired or awake in the slightest sense of the word.

by papermachete November 11, 2005

gnarwhal

Alternate spelling of narwhal meant to stress the gnarliness of the narwhal.

Narwhals are so gnarly that they should be named gnarwhals.

by papermachete November 5, 2005

delk

1. (n.) What happens when a deer has sexual relations with an elk.

2. (n.) A product of boredom and having no life.

1. When the deer got it on with the elk, they had a delk.

2. This definition is definitely a delk.

by papermachete November 5, 2005

flying fuckfish

(n.) A fish native to the Amazon, known for getting it on with multiple species, especially with randy pirhanas. A dangerous species to deal with if you don't keep your holes or your wang covered, as they will fly towards either like Paris Hilton presented with a ganting guy and a camera. A constant source of marvel and horniness for horny ichthyologists across the world.

(interj.) A phrase meaning fuck with distant ties to the flying fuck (the flying fuckfish is the primary source of food fot the flying fuck). Used if the situation you're cursing is bizarre, you're confused, or if you're in the mood for alliteration. Can also be used interchangeably with flying fuck.

Dr. Hornhump, Ichthyologist emeritus: Be careful of the flying fuckfish, Fiorella, they can find the most obscure and well-covered holes like Osama Bin Laden on a hot, Afghani day.

Juwanna Tinkle: What's the capital of Assyria?!
Me: Flying fuckfish! How the hell should I know?

by papermachete November 5, 2005