PaperMachete's definitions

educational

A word describing anything done in school that's a waste of time.

This "educational" stuff was boring as shit. I'd rather whack off to Freddy Kruger in a jungle with the lights out.

by PaperMachete October 25, 2005

shrivel

What happens to a nutsack and schlong when all vitality is lost and the desire for sweet booty dissipates.

My nutsack shriveled when I saw the old guy bang the old lady.

by PaperMachete December 28, 2005

hokum

(n.) 1. Something apparently impressive or legitimate but actually untrue or insincere; nonsense. 2.
A stock technique for eliciting a desired response from an audience.

(n.) The cum of a ho.

Cindy thought that I was spouting hokum when I told her that I would make her scream. She was wrong; she threw me on the table and rode my throbbing cock until hokum started to leak out from her cunt and her moans became gasping screams of ecstasy.

by PaperMachete November 10, 2005

stop talking

self-explanatory phrase used to say in polite terms something that could be said in a lot ruder fashion.

Please stop talking, my friend.

by papermachete November 13, 2005

wonton

causing a lot of destruction or damage

a type of delicious dumpling used in soup or noodle soup found in Chinese cuisine

that holy hand grenade caused some wonton damage.

that wonton soup with rice noodles tasted delish!

by papermachete December 28, 2005

oo

an interjection used to express surpise, frustration, pleasure, admiration, or awe

oo you touched my tralala.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

failure

A bad excuse not to try.

You'll never learn from past failures if you don't try.

by PaperMachete December 28, 2005