relief

the feeling you get when you realize that you're not doomed to eternal misery after all

the feeling you get when you realize the popo didn't detect the stash of pot in your chocalate starfish
by PaperMachete November 02, 2005
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failure

A bad excuse not to try.
You'll never learn from past failures if you don't try.
by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
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Sherminator

Chuck Sherman's nickname in American Pie and American Pie 2.

A kickass RA who break dances, does wushu, and is an all-around badass.
Chuck Sherman: I am The Sherminator. I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time, to change the future for one lucky lady.

Sherman: Yeayuh!

That kid is suck a crazy ass motherfucker; he's a sherminator.
by PaperMachete November 05, 2005
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dularious

(adj.) Like fularious, but damn instead of fuckin. Dularious = damn hilarious.
Did you see that dularious monkey sling its feces at those tourists?
by papermachete November 14, 2005
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definition

What you're reading now, dork.
I'm a dork for writing a defintion of definition, as you are also a dork for reading this defintion of defintion.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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computer

1. An electronic, metal box ruled by cruel, mighty deities who fuck themselves up with computer bugs to piss you off.

2. A good device to throw out the window when you're pissed off, usually at the computer itself.

3. A good device to upload to upload a virus onto to make yourself feel like a gangsta like in Office Space.

3. A device that can only be fixed by witchdoctors and magicians and Nick Burns The Computer Guy.
Damn this computer to hell; that's where the omnipotent asshole gods living inside of it belong.

Bob threw his computer out his window with an aggravated grunt and watched it fall on an innocent bystander's head.

Grendelina came to fix my computer the other day. The other bastards who tried to help were complete computer quacks.

Nick Burns told me, "MOVE" when I showed him what was wrong with my computer.
by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
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damn you

A common phrase expressing frustration or annoyance with someone or hatred, cursing him/her. Pretty self-explanatory.
Damn you, Fiorella! Why did you sleep with someone else!
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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