carnalval

(n.) A carnival of sex-craziness and horny fiends. A freakshow of carnal delight. A good way to spend a Saturday night. Something that can only occurs in wet dreams.

I went to carnalval and had so much sex with so many bodacious babes. It was a blast.

by papermachete November 07, 2005

gnarlicious

(adj.) Used to describe something that is both gnarly an delicious at the same time. Something that's so special and brings so much bliss to life that it can only be encapsulated by this unusual word.

Nadia is so gnarlicious; I miss her immensely (though I'm sure she doesn't feel the same).

Sushi is so gnarlicious I could eat it every waking second of my life.

by papermachete November 11, 2005

face the music

Dates back to 1850, but the exact origin is unknown. One theory is that it comes from the theater world, where musicians were in a pit in front of the stage, so "to face the music" was to turn towards the audience. Another theory says it comes from a Civil War military ceremony where an officer that is about to be cashiered is literally drummed out.

Come out and face the music. I know what you've been doing to my socks.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

My eyes! They feel like needles!

What one screams in agony when one's eyes feel like needles.

Often shouted hysterically when hydrochloric acid, potassium permanganate, nitric acid, citric acid or some caustic or industrial chemical enters your eyes, and you can't help but scream in pain.

Greg Gregorius (after squirting orange juice in his eye): My eyes! They feel like needles!
Me: Here, let me gouge them out for you with this plastic spoon.
Greg: No, I'm quite fine, thanks.

by PaperMachete October 26, 2005

multiple guess

A way of describing a multiple choice test.

Especially if it's ridiculously hard.

Dr. Kuhn (Biology Teacher Extraordinaire): We're going to have a multiple guess test--I mean multiple choice test--tomorrow. Practice tonight by guessing what my favorite jungle animal is.

by PaperMachete October 25, 2005

36c's

a pair of really really ridiculously gorgeous or big tits

. Delphi moaned as Yan massaged and licked her supple 36c's .

by papermachete November 08, 2005

tongue

an instrument used to produce infinite pleasure

my tongue tasted the sweetness of the chocolate, causing me to orgasm.

her tongue roamed all over my body, causing me to orgasm.

by papermachete December 28, 2005