PaperMachete's definitions

crack sweat

(n.) The sweat that forms in the asscrack after a sustained period of strenuous physical activity, like running in the summer with three pairs of sweatpants and three layers of coats on in Taiwan. Also can be the sweat that forms in your butthole due to an intense masturbation session or from being horny for an excessive amount of time.

After playing an intense game of squash, my shorts were drenched in crack sweat. Most unpleasant.

Michelle made me so horny and hot inside that crack sweat started to form in my bunkhole.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

yeah

Yes.

Can be used to delay a particularly embarrasing moment or if you're lost for words, like uh.

Can be used to answer an awkward or idiotic comment.

All purpose response to any situation.

Fiorella: Are you ready for some some hot, crazy lovin'?
Mike: Yeah.

Fiorella: Why did you eat my all my damn sushi?
Mike: Yeeaah, about that...

George W. Bush: They misunderestimated me!
Mike: Yeah...

Troy: My hair's on fire. AAAARRRRRRRRGGHGHGHGH! My skin is burning!!!
Mike: Yeah.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

goof

(v.) 1. To waste time idly. 2. To mess up something. 3. To tease (goof on).

(n.) A silly or inept person.

Because I goofed (waste time), I goofed (messed up) my speech, and even worse, Nadia goofed on (teased) me for it; now I feel like such a goof (inept person).

by papermachete December 28, 2005

cough

(n.) 1. Something you do to disguise what you're saying to mock the person spoken to. 2. A hack, splutter, clearing of the throat.

(v.) To hack, splutter, or clear the throat.

*cough*Fuckin asshole cunthead cocklicker motherfucker!cough*

by papermachete December 28, 2005

shrivel

What happens to a nutsack and schlong when all vitality is lost and the desire for sweet booty dissipates.

My nutsack shriveled when I saw the old guy bang the old lady.

by PaperMachete December 28, 2005

bunk

(n.) The origin of this word could possibly be from bunkum, which means rubbish or hogwash.

(n.) A bed that has two mattress levels.

What a bunch of bunk! I do not sleep with my teddy bear...all the time.

Mike: That bunk looks mighty fine! I get to be on the top!
Nadia: Sicko.

by PaperMachete December 28, 2005

sigh

(v.) To exhale depressedly.
(n.) The sound of above. 2. The sound of people having sex.

Their sighs gradually crescendoed until she was screaming as she rode up and down his cock harder and harder.

*Sigh* I'm broke.

He sighed as the leaves fell on his head.

by papermachete December 28, 2005