PaperMachete's definitions

lax

not very strict or loose

i have lax morals. i fuck around.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

boring ass fuck

Instead of saying boring as fuck you say boring ass fuck to show that you are so really really really ridiculously bored that you would rather see two or more people ass fuck each other or participate in it than pay attention or do whatever it is that's boring.

A more extreme version of boring ass.

That movie was so boring ass fuck that i started to gouge my eyes out.

by PaperMachete October 26, 2005

Flesh and Blood

From Shakespeare's Hamlet this term means 'one's family'. Your brother, sister, mom or dad would be your own flash and blood.

If you dare touch my flesh and blood, I will bring my hammer down on you like Thor gone berserk.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

scrumdiddlyumptious

a word originally coined by Roald Dahl, a kickass author of books that ruled my childhood

means really delicious or really marvelous

mmmmm...those children tasted scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...that beer was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...your mom was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...that sex was scrumdiddlyumptious
you get the picture

by PaperMachete November 2, 2005

sigh

(v.) To exhale depressedly.
(n.) The sound of above. 2. The sound of people having sex.

Their sighs gradually crescendoed until she was screaming as she rode up and down his cock harder and harder.

*Sigh* I'm broke.

He sighed as the leaves fell on his head.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

feeding frenzy

In its original form recorded in the early 1960s, it refers to the voracious feeding habits of sharks. From the late 1970s onward it came into use in its more general sense which means furious commercial competition.

Microsoft and IBM are in a feeding frenzy.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

fornication station

i. A place where people fornicate.
ii. A whorehouse.

A term I came up with just because it rhymes, and I was horny as hell.

Come to my fornication station, lover.

Tony and Tamela had hot, wild sex at their fornication station, a.k.a., out in public.

Come to the fornication station. The whores are whorifically sexy.

by PaperMachete November 13, 2005