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by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
Get the failure mug.1. An electronic, metal box ruled by cruel, mighty deities who fuck themselves up with computer bugs to piss you off.
2. A good device to throw out the window when you're pissed off, usually at the computer itself.
3. A good device to upload to upload a virus onto to make yourself feel like a gangsta like in Office Space.
3. A device that can only be fixed by witchdoctors and magicians and Nick Burns The Computer Guy.
2. A good device to throw out the window when you're pissed off, usually at the computer itself.
3. A good device to upload to upload a virus onto to make yourself feel like a gangsta like in Office Space.
3. A device that can only be fixed by witchdoctors and magicians and Nick Burns The Computer Guy.
Damn this computer to hell; that's where the omnipotent asshole gods living inside of it belong.
Bob threw his computer out his window with an aggravated grunt and watched it fall on an innocent bystander's head.
Grendelina came to fix my computer the other day. The other bastards who tried to help were complete computer quacks.
Nick Burns told me, "MOVE" when I showed him what was wrong with my computer.
Bob threw his computer out his window with an aggravated grunt and watched it fall on an innocent bystander's head.
Grendelina came to fix my computer the other day. The other bastards who tried to help were complete computer quacks.
Nick Burns told me, "MOVE" when I showed him what was wrong with my computer.
by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
Get the computer mug.a good way to get someone to fall into the trap of you making the nonsensical rhyme using the bizarre phrase "chicken butt." good way to get people mad or annoyed, but if they have good humor, amused.
child: guess what.
silly rabbit: what?
child: chicken butt!
silly rabbit: asshole, first you take away my cereal and yogurt, now you make up silly ass rhymes to make me look bad. i'm getting my sawed-off shotgun from my drawer. then let's see who's silly now.
me: guess what.
shazza: what?
me: chicken butt!
shazza: haha, fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me.
silly rabbit: what?
child: chicken butt!
silly rabbit: asshole, first you take away my cereal and yogurt, now you make up silly ass rhymes to make me look bad. i'm getting my sawed-off shotgun from my drawer. then let's see who's silly now.
me: guess what.
shazza: what?
me: chicken butt!
shazza: haha, fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the guess what mug.my tongue tasted the sweetness of the chocolate, causing me to orgasm.
her tongue roamed all over my body, causing me to orgasm.
her tongue roamed all over my body, causing me to orgasm.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the tongue mug.causing a lot of destruction or damage
a type of delicious dumpling used in soup or noodle soup found in Chinese cuisine
a type of delicious dumpling used in soup or noodle soup found in Chinese cuisine
by papermachete December 28, 2005
Get the wonton mug.adj. not right
adj. wrong, according to the bfg
n. side that leans towards liberalism
n. side of the brain that deals with logic and analytical reasoning
n. the hand that will reach out of your monitor and smack you upside your thick skull for looking this up
adj. wrong, according to the bfg
n. side that leans towards liberalism
n. side of the brain that deals with logic and analytical reasoning
n. the hand that will reach out of your monitor and smack you upside your thick skull for looking this up
people who look up left in dictionaries need to find a better way to spend their time, as do i for even bothering to make a fucking definition for left. wow i'm really don't want to do this fucking discrete math homework--my left brain is fucked up.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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