yuck

Formerly used as an onomatopoetic expression to describe the sound of laughter in '60s theatrical jargon.

A decade later was used as an expression of distaste, disgust, or revulsion by people who attended comedy clubs, probably due to the disgusting nature of the jokes told in a more vulgarity-tolerant society. Can also be used in its adjective form, yucky.

see also: blech, ew, yucky, ick, icky
Yuck-yuck, you make me laugh with your silly antics sometimes, Bob.

Yuck! There's a freakin' fly in my soup!
by papermachete October 28, 2005
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dyskeratoma

dys·ker·a·to·ma
n.

A skin tumor characterized by dyskeratosis.

dyskeratosis
n.

Premature keratinization in cells that are not in the keratinizing surface layer of the skin and keratinization of the corneal epithelium.

keratinization
n.

The process of producing a tough, insoluble protein substance that is the chief structural constituent of hair, nails, horns, and hooves.

epithelium
n.

Membranous tissue composed of one or more layers of cells separated by very little intercellular substance and forming the covering of most internal and external surfaces of the body and its organs.

corneal
adj.

Of or related to the cornea.

cornea
n.

The transparent convex anterior portion of the outer fibrous coat of the eyeball that covers the iris and the pupil and is continuous with the sclera.

sclera
n.

The tough white fibrous outer envelope of tissue covering all of the eyeball except the cornea. Also called sclerotic, sclerotic coat.

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n.

Anything that takes a shitload of time to figure out what it is even after looking it up in the dictionary.
The trouble i went through trying to have the foggiest clue what dyskeratoma gave me dyskeratoma. Sure beats doing my discrete math homework though.

That word is such a dyskeratoma.

To whoever looked it up or stumbled upon it by chance, congratulations on wasting five minutes of your time.
by papermachete October 27, 2005
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lax

not very strict or loose
i have lax morals. i fuck around.
by papermachete October 29, 2005
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goof off

(v.) To slack off by wasting time idely, sometimes through electronic means like video games, or through alcohol, doing absolutely nothing, or sleeping excessively. To goof off is to pass the time through the most unproductive means possible.
I completely goofed off in college, devoting my life to slime volleyball, Soul Calibur 3, and ultimate frisbee instead of academics. Now I'm a level 3 barbarian living in a shack by a tucked away creek in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. It was totally worth it.

I totally goofed off. It's three in the morning and I'm still reading hysterical defs on urbandictionary.com.

To goof off is to live life to the fullest.
by papermachete October 30, 2005
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gross

n. An acronym for Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS from Calvin and Hobbes.

adj. Disgusting or inducing nausea or revulsion.
I can't stand girls; I'm joining gross.

Eating dog poo is gross.
by papermachete October 27, 2005
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educational

A word describing anything done in school that's a waste of time.
This "educational" stuff was boring as shit. I'd rather whack off to Freddy Kruger in a jungle with the lights out.
by PaperMachete October 25, 2005
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delk

1. (n.) What happens when a deer has sexual relations with an elk.

2. (n.) A product of boredom and having no life.
1. When the deer got it on with the elk, they had a delk.

2. This definition is definitely a delk.
by papermachete October 29, 2005
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