Definitions by Paper Mills Nation

Pulling A Pitman 

When a journalist ignores a credible story and decides to tweet bad hot takes about football.

Keith ignored a congressional candidate’s tweets and instead was pulling a pitman and wrote about how cool football players are.

Pulling A Pitman by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2022

Tina Tuesday 

When you take home the oldest stripper at the bar. A federal holiday for men who are unemployed, broke, and got no place to live. Like taco tuesday, just no tacos and all sadness.

Ed was living in a van down by the river but then his Tina Tuesday came when he hooked up with the 82 year old at the strip club.

Tina Tuesday by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2022

Meering

Someone who is a extra in paranormal pornos but never gets to perform in them. Often seen in the background of anal scenes muttering about attack ads.

Ed got a date with Tina after he told her he was a meering back in college.

Meering by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020

Meer

A politician who has zero followers on Twitter and no website.

Warren spent $4 million on attack ad’s but then realized his opponent was a Meer.

Meer by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020

Libertarian Bros 

When two straight white males meet up at a Planet Fitness and drop dumbbells on the floor, triggering libtards and the lunk alarm. Often heard reciting Fountain head and dropping soap in the locker room.

Ryan : I’m canceling my membership.

Clint : Why?

Ryan : I no longer feel safe engaging in “locker room talk” ever since these Libertarian Bros showed up.

Libertarian Bros by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020

New Miami Speed Trap 

A sexual act where you hide on the side of the dollar general on Riverside Drive until your cousin comes running by then you drop kick them and start blowing them.

Tina warned Ed about the New Miami Speed Trap but he didn’t listen.

New Miami Speed Trap by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020

Patty Point 

When your so wrong about a diverse set of issues that people start a score system for your ignorance.

Ed complained about the attack ad’s while Ryan added three patty points on the board for Ed.

Patty Point by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020