The most obvious definition:
Usually having your dog or your cat "desexed". A minor operation that leaves the animal incapable of reproducing
Usually having your dog or your cat "desexed". A minor operation that leaves the animal incapable of reproducing
by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

This is an acronym, usually capitalized which means a "Certified F**k Monster. It can be a man, but usually refers to a woman. This is a classy woman that takes great pride in her sexual wants, needs, and capabilities. Generally, she is not promiscuous. She is always up for everything and anything at anytime.
My girlfriend is a true CFM. I could not ask for anything more. She is tireless and limitless, whenever we are together. On top of all that she is very beautiful and classy.
by Panchoman Jr. June 30, 2007

by Panchoman Jr. October 30, 2006

This refers to a woman whose obsession is giving oral sex to a man. Every man's dream of a woman giving them a blow job, and doing a very very good job of it.
by Panchoman Jr. November 09, 2006

A term of endearmart that I often use in a playful way when my lady and I are having anal/doggie style sex in my swimming pool
by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

The practice of dipping your penis into paint (watercolor paint is the safest) and then painting a picture with the end of your dick. Some of the best pictures are when your lady does the painting...
For the first time, last night my special lady and I did some penis art, which she wanted to take home and have framed.
by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

After putting your face between your lady's breasts, move your lips back between them while loudly saying "bbbrrruuummmssskkkyyy...”
Properly done, it should last at least 20 seconds or more.
Properly done, it should last at least 20 seconds or more.
by Panchoman Jr. October 25, 2006
