PMax's definitions
The one airline in America with the best record for being on time and not losing luggage. The airline that delays and cancels flight less often than any other. Also the airline with the most friendly, helpful and pleasant customer service. And it is also the most profitable airline and one of the few that didn't milk bankruptcy protection, sticking it to people after bilking all of its creditors.
I had to fly to Phoenix. I took Southwest Airlines because I knew that they would be on time, unlike the others.
by PMax March 7, 2008
Get the Southwest Airlinesmug. An alcoholic beverage that is cheap but potent and carried in a brown paper bag. The word is somewhat racist, being derived from jigaboo (an offensive racist term for an African-American) and booze (which means liquor).
Tommy bought some Mad Dog 20/20, kept the bottle in a brown paper bag, and drank it all night. We made fun of him for drinking jigabooze.
by PMax January 13, 2009
Get the jigaboozemug. 1. A videogame popular in the 1980s that involved moving a chef around the board while he built big hamburgers.
2. A nickname or epithet for a fat person, making fun of their supposed proclivity for eating.
2. A nickname or epithet for a fat person, making fun of their supposed proclivity for eating.
1. I love to play arcade games from the 1980s such as Dig Dug, Mr. Do!, Rally X and Donkey Kong.
2. Oh, great, my airline seat is next to a damn Burgertime. He'll probably spill over into my seat.
2. Oh, great, my airline seat is next to a damn Burgertime. He'll probably spill over into my seat.
by PMax February 11, 2008
Get the Burgertimemug. 1. A basketball team that was the most successful franchise in the American Basketball Association before the ABA merged with the NBA in 1976.
2. The members of the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels, given honorary appointments by the Governor of Kentucky.
2. The members of the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels, given honorary appointments by the Governor of Kentucky.
1. The Kentucky Colonels, led by Dan Issel, Artis Gilmore and Louie Dampier, usually waxed teams like the Indiana Pacers, San Antonio Spurs, Denver Nuggets, New York Nets, Virginia Squires and Utah Stars.
2. Because of his long record of public service work, John was inducted into the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels.
2. Because of his long record of public service work, John was inducted into the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels.
by PMax February 24, 2008
Get the Kentucky Colonelsmug. A lard wagon manufactured by Toyota, with the driver almost exclusively always being a soccer mom, a milf or a homosexual. Also known as Toyota Land Cruiser, though a common and clever form of minor vandalism will convert the "n" in "Land" to the letter "r" so that it says "Lard", as in "Toyota Lard Cruiser".
by PMax May 9, 2008
Get the Toyota Lard Cruisermug. Code for knee grow, with patella substituted for knee and expand substituted for grow. It is a subtle way of saying negro or to otherwise refer to an African American in a coded way.
Cori: "Who am I looking for?"
Craig: "He's right there."
Cori: "Who? Which person?"
Craig: "The . . . uh . . . patella expand."
Cori: "Oh, I see; he is right there . . . "
Craig: "He's right there."
Cori: "Who? Which person?"
Craig: "The . . . uh . . . patella expand."
Cori: "Oh, I see; he is right there . . . "
by PMax February 11, 2008
Get the patella expandmug. I went to Bob's house and his mom made us chili for dinner. I had to get away to the can but she kept talking and talking until I just had to blast an air biscuit her way because she had become such a MILFO.
by PMax January 30, 2009
Get the MILFOmug.