Definitions by PMax

QILF 

Quadriplegic I'd Like to Fuck.

Whoa, look at her - that hot chick who was in that horrendous car wreck is such a QILF.

QILF by PMax January 21, 2009

Tennessee PhD 

A GED. So called based on the notion that in Tennessee, a GED is considered an impressive educational achievement.

Leroy was expelled from high school, but by the time we went to college, he had earned his Tennessee PhD through correspondence courses.

Tennessee PhD by PMax January 20, 2009

jigabooze 

An alcoholic beverage that is cheap but potent and carried in a brown paper bag. The word is somewhat racist, being derived from jigaboo (an offensive racist term for an African-American) and booze (which means liquor).

Tommy bought some Mad Dog 20/20, kept the bottle in a brown paper bag, and drank it all night. We made fun of him for drinking jigabooze.

jigabooze by PMax January 13, 2009

klunker 

An automobile, or occasionally another object, that is in poor condition due to mechanical problems, age, damage or other issues.

Billy's 1985 Chevette is a real klunker. It has many dents, the muffler hangs down, the heater does not work and it only has two hubcaps.

klunker by PMax January 11, 2009

kute klux klan 

A female who is physically attractive but also racist; a hottie who dislikes black people.

Bob: What do you think about Amy? She's pretty hot, I think I might ask her out.

Fred: Dude, she's decent looking, but have you talked to her much? All she says is nigger this, spic that. It gets pretty old.

Bob: Oh, so she's kute klux klan?

Fred: Yeah, dude. You should look elsewhere.

kute klux klan by PMax January 11, 2009

fatso fatty butt 

A big and fat person, especially one with a big butt.

Look at those before and after photos. She was a real fatso fatty butt before she did that diet plan. Wow.

fatso fatty butt by PMax January 11, 2009

jughandle 

The result when a person inserts their own penis into their own ass. So called because it looks like the handle on a jug.

He has a big pecker, and after coming home from the bar alone last night, he gave it to himself in the ass, creating a jughandle.

jughandle by PMax January 11, 2009