plumped

Fucked by a fat chick; frumped by a fatty or plumper. Being made into a plumper pumper against one's better judgment or even involuntarily. Getting fat bitched.
It was hog night and we went to each find a big fat fatty. We all said "hog hard or hog home" and told each other "happy hogging". John had second thoughts, but got drunk and ended up with a buffet slayer. He claimed that he had been fat bitched only because he got so drunk but we knew that he had not been plumped involuntarily. We knew that he enjoyed it and we told him that he was a hogger and a hippo farmer and a chunk fucker who enjoyed his tubby little war pig.
by PMax August 12, 2008
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fat bitched

When someone has become a hogger; when someone has had sex with a fat chick or a fat chick; when someone has gone hogging.
When we were at the bar the other night, Jon started hitting on a fatty. He took her home and had sex with her. He got fat bitched and now he is a hogger.
by PMax February 23, 2008
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Governor

1. Chief executive officer of a state in the United States.

2. A valve that affects fuel supply and output to an engine in order to impose a maximum speed on a vehicle.
1. Before they became President of the United States, Bill Clinton was elected governor of Arkansas and Ronald Reagan was elected governor of California.

2. The rental truck we used to move Pat's furniture had a governor valve that prevented us from driving faster than 65 mph.
by PMax February 24, 2008
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frump factor

The degree to which a girl is a frump, or the amount by which an otherwise attractive girl has reduced her attractiveness by gaining weight, dressing sloppy or not wearing makeup or doing her hair.
She was really cute, but sometimes she didn't look that great because she would dial up the frump factor by wearing big loose sweatshirts and ratty jeans.
by PMax March 09, 2008
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jugger lugger

1. A chick with big tits.

2. A bra for big jugs.
1. I found myself staring across the bar at that girl with huge tits. She was a real jugger lugger.

2. I brought home from the bar that chick with big tits. I got her shirt off and those big knockers were perched in her jugger lugger.
by PMax April 14, 2008
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Nerdistan

An area frequented or controlled by nerds. A hangout for nerds.
Only weirdos eat at the tables to the far left of the cafeteria. That area is Nerdistan.
by PMax March 10, 2008
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lard tard

A person who is both fat and stupid. A dumb lardass.
That woman is a fatty, and she is really dim and dumb. That makes her a lard tard.
by PMax February 10, 2008
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