PMax's definitions

pork party

A gathering where hoggers hope to hook up with fat chicks. A fat bagging and plumpfuck fiesta. A good place for getting fat bitched. The place to find Omega Mu action or FFB play. A party for playing nail the whale. A paradise for any plumper humper, hogger, veeter, chocolatier, chubby chaser, hog farmer, fattybanger, plumper pumper, blimper, whale rider, blubbernaut, fatty fucker, whale humper, fat bagger, cottage cheese lover, who wants to get with a plumper, fatty, lardass, eater, chunker, sperm whale, fat bitch, big girl, manatee, fatty mcbutter pants bonbon style, chubbette, pig muffin, fatty-boombalatty, chub scout, buffet queen, fatsquatch, buffet blimp, fatty patty, glutton, fatty-bombatty, pork muffin, plump monkey, vitellius, fat benatar, slumpbuster, butterball, plumpette, truffle hunter, BBW, SSBBW, lard golem, fatso fatty butt, juggaload, plumpa lumpa or other blimpy, hoggy, fattractive or fat chick.

Greg went to a pork party, put on the beer goggles and nailed a fatty who was fatter than a republican in a tub full of poor people. The next morning he suffered from fatty remorse because his friends had played faterazzi and snapped photos of him caught red handed playing nail the whale.

by PMax April 6, 2008

kute klux klan

A female who is physically attractive but also racist; a hottie who dislikes black people.

Bob: What do you think about Amy? She's pretty hot, I think I might ask her out.

Fred: Dude, she's decent looking, but have you talked to her much? All she says is nigger this, spic that. It gets pretty old.

Bob: Oh, so she's kute klux klan?

Fred: Yeah, dude. You should look elsewhere.

by PMax January 11, 2009

Cleveland Browning

The act of hooking up with a Cleveland Brown; banging a girl who is ugly but has a nice body; getting with a butterface; shagging a bagger.

Brian went Cleveland Browning the other night. He slept with a girl with a really hot body, but her face was gross.

by PMax March 9, 2008

MILGDO

Mother I'd Like to Go Down On; an older woman - a cougar or splosher - who you really want to eat out

She was older, but man did I want to eat that - she was a total MILGDO

by PMax January 30, 2009

Tennessee palm pilot

The practice of writing something such as a telephone number on your wrist or hand.

Cletus got Marybelle's phone number, and put it in his Tennessee palm pilot: he wrote it on his hand with ball point pen, yup.

by PMax March 10, 2008

MILFIA

Mother I'd Like to Fuck In the Ass; a hot older woman or cougar with a delectable butt

She was probably about 40 years old or so, but she had a fantastic ass - she was a real MILFIA!

by PMax January 30, 2009

calorie queen

A fat chick; a fat girl; a woman who is overweight or obese.

I got so drunk that I ended up shacking up with a calorie queen.

by PMax April 13, 2008