fattress

A fat slut; an obese woman who is loose; a fat chick who puts out a lot.

She's such a fattress; her chunky ass had sex with a dozen different guys last semester.

by PMax January 30, 2009

brabuster

A girl or woman with big tits.

"Look at her! Those must be D cups, at least."

"Yeah - she's a real brabuster!"

by PMax February 23, 2008

bra buster

A girl or woman with big tits. A chick who is stacked. Someone who has big jugs.

"Look at her! Those must be D cups, at least."

"Yeah - she's a real bra buster!"

by PMax March 11, 2008

skeezer pleaser

A person who has sex with a skeezer; someone who will hook up with a tart, skank or battle toad.

What a skeezer pleaser. He hooked up with that easy ugly girl last night!

by PMax August 20, 2008

Blimper

Someone who has sex with fat chicks. A hogger or fat bagger. A person who finds a plumper to be attractive.

Look at him macking on that chunker. He's such a blimper.

by PMax March 15, 2008

pack fudge or pack your bags

An ultimatum to a sexual partner that they must either engage in anal sex or find another partner or lover. This may be done as an ugly but effective way to end a relationship regardless of whether or not the instigator really craves anal sex, as the other party may be unwilling to engage in it even at the cost of the relationship.

Her: You've seemed distant lately; what's wrong?

Him: Our sex life; it is unsatisfying.

Her: What can I do to please you?

Him: Pack fudge or pack your bags.

Her: What?

Him: You heard me. Give up that cornhole or find someone else.

by PMax February 10, 2008

Tennessee hot chocolate

A term used throughout the American south to refer to diarrhea.

Jethro drank a gallon of prune juice and then spent 20 minutes on the toilet enjoying his Tennessee hot chocolate.

by PMax October 04, 2008