PHiL's definitions

wha

when somebody is so retarded they say what in a conversation but it comes out wha?

one day robbie said wha to mrs. healy and got a detention for saying wha

by Phil February 22, 2005

sparker

another name for a lighter

"Damn yo, I have you seen my sparker, so I can lite this."

by Phil May 13, 2005

The Groundhog

When you gotta shit real bad, and the terd comes part way out, see's his shadow, and goes back in the hole.

I had to fight off the groundhog while trying to make it to the can.

by Phil May 31, 2003

bishoujo

a name from japanese animation that means a beautiful girl.

what's her name? she's bishoujo!

by Phil March 6, 2004

True

Being True.
A measure of how true someone/something is.
Also used to describe someone/something.
Sometimes used to intimidate posers when totally shit-faced.

"Chris is such a trueness."
"Look at the trueness radiating off him!"
"My friend's band is so true, they don't even play their instruments"
"My trueness just got a huge boost, i got all the darkthrone re-releases!"
"TRUUUUUUUUEEEEENESSSSSSSSS!!"
"...true"
"Alex just bought another football jersey he is so untrue!!"

by phil April 16, 2005

Bald Benny

A rash on a girls recently shaven twat caused by stubble rubbing on a mans large gut

"My girlfriend had the nastiest bald benny after hours of sex"

by phil September 21, 2004

mutt and jeff

1- Perhaps the first daily cartoon strip. Depicted the title characters, one tall and thin, the other short and stocky, who were basically average guys. Set the standards for the likes of Abbott and Costello.
2- Two people who bear a resemblence to the above.
3- Another term for the "good cop, bad cop" routine.
4- Cockney rhyming slang for "deaf".

1- "Didja read today's Mutt and Jeff?"
2- "Hey, look at Mutt and Jeff!"
3- "Aw, Sarg, cut out the Mutt and Jeff routine."
4- "Whaddya mean, ya didn't 'ear? Are ya Mutt and Jeff?"

by Phil February 9, 2003