Wilma

A girl that looks hot on one night and then ugly the next, and so on alternating hot to ugly. Similar to the Seinfeld episode with the women who is good looking in certain amounts of light and ugly in others.

"I bumped into Kari last night, and didnt even know it was her, What a Wilma!"
"What's up with Audrey, she looked good last night and now she looks like my ass. What a Wilma."

by Phoenix May 03, 2004

Lucid dreaming

Lucid dreaming is basically dreaming while being aware that you are dreaming.If you are in a lucid dream, you will usually have some power over your dream - anything from being able to fly or making an object or room appear behind a door or inside a pocket right up to being able to change into animals and create a whole world! Lucid dreams have been scientifically proved to exist.

Last night I wanted to fly, and I flew. And I was in total control of it.

by Phoenix May 22, 2004

jipped

A misspelling of gypped.

Bob: Oh damn! You got jipped!
Jim: I think you mean gypped...
Bob: But urban dictionary has a definition fo-
Jim: You got gypped!

by phoenix January 06, 2007

cocksocket

another word for the female sexual organ

so im driving her cocksocket hard and...

by Phoenix March 27, 2005

hose beast

In short, someone (usually female) who is generally unpleasant to be around. Basically the female equivalent of bastard.

Oh God, I HATE Christy. She's suh a fucking hose beast to everyone.

by Phoenix October 10, 2003

CD

1. Compact Disk

2. "Calm Down!"

1. Hey, I bought a new Aerosmith CD!

2. Dude, you need to CD! ASAP! Bitch.

by Phoenix January 18, 2005

pilanto

Extremely smart, genius, prodigy

wow! you scored and A+ in prehistoric algebra? man you are pilanto!

by Phoenix March 27, 2005