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Short for Microsoft, used to imply Microsoft cares more for money than it does for security, stability, and anything else that could make a good Operating System.
M$ has another security hole.
M$ by Phoenix May 18, 2004
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An acronym/abbreviation for the monopoly Microsoft, using an $ instead of an S to show dislike for Microsoft and the money the company has.
The day M$ makes a product that doesnt suck is the day they make a vacuum.
M$ by DarkX July 18, 2005
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Typically used as a derogatory term for Microsoft. Typically used by those who use Linux as their operating system, it implies that Microsoft, a business, cares about business-related things.
The person said M$, so I naturally dismissed their opinion on what is the best operating system.
M$ by Scumbag March 21, 2004
As in Microsoft's millions
M$ by =Y= May 5, 2005
Common net abbreviation for Microsoft, everybody's least favorite monopoly.
M$, M$, M$!!!... yeeeaaahhh...
M$ by VAKI5 January 23, 2005
short term for the "MICROSOFT" company
M$ by Thang July 29, 2003

M$ Meat Wallet 

The term used to define a Microsoft Fan boy Consultant, who patronizes you into thinking he is not insulting your intelligence, but really helping a situation he screwed up in the first place.
"Jim, our consultant just sent us an email back after our thirty page report, and commented that the report is vague on the details of the issue with the Micro$oft product, our consultant is nothing more that a M$ Meat Wallet!"
M$ Meat Wallet by AgentOrangeSkies August 22, 2006
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