gilbf

Grandma Id Like To But Fuck

Man Johnny your Grandma is a gilbf

by Pete July 10, 2003

catch feelings

to have your feelings hurt

The fat girl would catch feelings whenever we threw hot dogs at her.

by Pete February 27, 2005

Wank-tastic

The feeling of elation when something is so good it makes you want to cream yourself

A: I get free Mixed Grills at Harvester for 6 months
B: Wank-tastic!

by Pete January 30, 2005

Norwich

A slang word describing something or someone that is doing their purpose/job very badly.

You are coming into work less and less these days, you are turning into a real norwich!

by Pete February 24, 2005

metro sexual

Male that acts like a fag to score chicks.

Look at that metro sexual with his frosted hair, what a wanna be fag...

by PETE March 05, 2004

phaggeltooth

1.) one or many teeth that are slightly crooked, sometimes straying far off the trail of the other teeth. Often comes from no braces or not wearing a retainer. Very irritating to look at. Upon giving head, the tooth will scrape and injure one's genitalia.

"Patrick's girlfriend has a phaggeltooth. I bet that shit hurts. He should only do her from behind." or "Man, that chick was hot, until I saw her phaggeltooth. I couldn't stop staring at it."

by Pete April 21, 2003

slutasaurus

A lady that performs sexual favours in exchange for money or a fake relationships with a man/woman. This is much more harsh than just 'slut'.

1: She sucked my dick
2: Yeah but you know shes a slutasaurus

by Pete February 25, 2004