poop miner

when a guy is diging for brown gold in a male or females ass

"farmer was poop mining in jareds ass last night while watching "shaw shank redeamtion" fags"

by paul September 19, 2003

monkey woman

A high school teacher who looks frightengly just like a monkey. She has a lazy eye and has many posters of monkeys spread around her classroom.

Dude don't let monkey woman see you cheating.

by Paul March 22, 2005

Egg Beater

A person who excessively masterbates.

Shannon is such an Egg Beater. He spanks his monkey everyday in drew hall watching Tip Drill.

by paul March 14, 2004

Lettuce

Nickname for money, cash.

Muthuh fuckuh boosted my lettuce at the party.

by Paul August 23, 2004

echoside

Eternal awakening in the front gates of hell.

The casting echoside had Damion on the run.

by Paul May 24, 2003

Malarious

To die laughing

That comedy was malarious

by Paul November 04, 2003

hartlepool united

amazing team best in the world

hartlepool united are amazing and sunderland are shi*

by paul May 21, 2004