PAul's definitions

peebledash

The effect caused by a violent fart whilst having a liquid shit

WOWWWWWWWWWWWW look at that peebledash

by Paul January 12, 2004

nava

A person (usually a female) who intentionally goes out of their way to gross you out.

My girlfriend knew I wanted sex last night so she purposely didn't flush a huge green shit in the toilet. She knew that would turn me off, boy what a freakin nava.

by paul January 19, 2004

asexy

An adjective used to describe an asexual person showing intelligence, confidence, style, physical attractiveness, charming personality, baking skills, or any other combination of sufficiently positive and unique characteristics.

DJ is one asexy amoeba. I hear he can bake a three-layer cake in thirty minutes flat.

by Paul June 19, 2006

mollywhop

1. to fuck someone up

Nigga, I am about to straight up mollywhop you yo.

by paul December 15, 2004

scrabby

Regional (in UK) variant of scrappy, as in scruffy, patchy, shabby, of poor quality generally.

This pavement's a bit scrabby

by Paul April 19, 2004

guccidon

Any person that possesses two main qualities: (1) complete ignorance for the existence of any other life forms within its area and (2) extreme stinkiness. A guccidon will "sing" along obnoxiously with previously enjoyable songs, keep all clothes in the shopping bags of the stores they came from even after wearing them numerous times, and speak on the phone using ridiculously loud volumes in extremely annoying languages incredibly early in the morning. He will also spray air freshener before, during, and after using the lavatory as he flushes the toilet a copious amount of times for one visit. These activities are only a sampling of the cornucopia of repulsive activities that can be attributed to the culturally inept guccidon. Do not attempt to remedy a guccidon's many shortcomings, as the total obliviousness to its affect on its surroundings will prevent any progress whatsoever.

(1) The guccidon talked on the phone today and said that at the end of the day the man has the power in the house and the reason the U.S. has such a high divorce rate is because women have too much say. (2) I had a dream I killed the guccidon last night. (3) The guccidon is out "handlin his thang thang" or "lunchin like a munchin". (4) Often goes by initials that don't appear anywhere in his true name.

by Paul February 26, 2004

mongler

when one is inclinined to sketchiness and shadyness combined

Fuck what a mongler
Man that guy is dirty, what a heebin mongler

by paul January 11, 2005