PAul's definitions

Sasquatch

A hairy female who is notorious for smelling like uncooked pastrami. This creature believes that by bleaching its large thatches of facial hair it can pass somewhat as human. Has an irritating high pitch voice and has a slight gimp fromn having wild snoo snoo with wild gorillas.

"Damn! Lisa's is one smelly sasquatch."

by Paul January 11, 2004

bumknuckle

a completely useless person who is wasting my air, someone who is not retarded but acts that way

grant you are a bumknuckle on the ass of society

by paul March 17, 2004

Brand Slave

A person who will only buy and/or wear clothes because of their brand regardless of value, taste or style.

Look at this pathetic asshole. Every article of clothing on him has the Tommy flag - What a Brand Slave.

by Paul August 23, 2004

muck the barn

to give oral sex to a woman

He mucked my barn for 45 minutes last night.
Dude I was totally mucking her barn.

by Paul February 16, 2005

juiced

A Car with hydraulics.

Looked at that huiced impala on 3-wheels.

by Paul September 24, 2003

fuckmong

idiot, witless. normally the person in question is drunk/stoned

look at the mess youve made of your pants-you fuckmong!

by paul May 13, 2004

Can

1) The rear end of a human being, typically female, but sometimes male as well. see ass

2) When used in association with "it" can means to shut up, or to stop talking.

3) A typically round, metal container, that may carry a beverage or other fluids or solids.

4) A word that has since become rarely used, meaning toilet.

5) An object in the backyard children's game kick the can

6) International short form for Canada. Used only in upper case letters: CAN

1) Look at the can on that hoe!

2) Can it, bitch.

3) Yo G, hook me up with a can of coke

4) I'll be right back. I gotta go to the can.

5) Kenny kicked the can. You're all free to go.

6) While watching an international hockey game, the score might say CAN - 5, SWE - 2

by Paul September 25, 2004