dry cheese

a VERY dry long fart that hurts the ass and smells like death

Oh my god!! DID YOU HEAR THAT DRY CHEESE?! MY ASS HURTS

by Paul December 14, 2004

selimi

tight ass
A guy with stupid lines
A dumb ass white guy trying to get with the ugliest foes in the club. LOOK UP FOE.

Cuz why are u acting like selimi?
Your a selimi! Fool!

by Paul May 24, 2004

colon blow

exploding your bowels into the porcelain at about the speed of sound so that the contents of the bowl splash back up before you can slam your ass shut

grant has one of these every morning cause there is shit from ass to crack all over the toilet door

by paul September 21, 2004

shandy

beer mixed with lemonade or some other sweet carbonated beverage.

One part ginger-beer plus one part beer equals two parts shandy.

by Paul March 26, 2004

Brookline is My Lady

Utter perfection. The greatest cable access show ever made.

When I watched it!

by Paul March 22, 2004

donkey ass

when a female's rear is so big, muscular, and round it resambles the hind quarters of a donkey or horse. Usually a good thing.

I coined this phrase in 1996. "Man, that chick's ass looks like a horse." "Yeah, She's got a donkey ass." I believe the hip-hop culture bastardized that prase tobedonkeydonk. I'll take credit for that.

by Paul August 06, 2004

Serierial

To be serious or not to be kidding.

"I got to third base with Rebecca."
"Yeah, right."
"I'm serierial."

by Paul October 10, 2004