P. Kaltenbach's definitions

cursive

A totally useless ancient form of writing used to promote elementary teacher laziness and the 8 hour school day.

Elementary school students believe that cursive will be used all their lives and that desks will protect them from nuclear fallout, knaves.

by P. Kaltenbach April 29, 2008

CRAP

Quite literally the acronym for an elite special forces unit in France (Commando de Reconnaissance et d'Action en Profondeur), which is pretty ironic.

CRAP are especially adapted to war in that they retreat indefinetly instead of outright surrendering. This makes them the best of the best in France

by P. Kaltenbach April 6, 2008

Marine Force Recon

The highly trained badasses that the regular Marines employ to kill bastards in a slightly quieter fashion.

Marine Force Recon each are endowed with a bit of Chuck Norris.

by P. Kaltenbach January 2, 2008

rofl

Revolutionary Offensive for French Liberalism denotes a funny situation becuse such a group if they did exist would be utterly useless and ineffective despite their impressive name.

The ROFL is not an elite guerilla squad just a bunch of pansies with a flag...a white one at that! ROFL

by P. Kaltenbach February 5, 2008

Pimp

A profession that isn't easy because it requires marketing, accounting, management, and collection duties beyond what most people are capable of.

That pimp no only got his money but prefected his buisness skills.

by P. Kaltenbach April 29, 2008

The Great Smurf Wars

An event caught in many segment by celebrated documentrist Jerry Springer in which segments of the smurf peoples went to war over ideological differences in regards to Marxism or Maoism and is it morally correct to call she-males smurfettes. The brutal affair claimed many and the streets ran blue with the snot/shit/blood/guts/tears/various body parts of the little buggers. May have gone unnoticed due to inconsequence height wise.

The Great Smurf Wars claimed enough Smurfmen that muffin mix companies just pick up the bodies and add them to their mixes being cheaper than blueberrys (see Smurf-Contra Affair).

by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008

the matador

1. When someone runs up on you with the intention of whipping ass and you side step then throw them down and beat the shit out of them.
2. The name given to when a chick tricks you into having sex with her on her period because like a bull you where tricked into trying to penetrate something red and undesirable.

1. Warren: I am going to get you mofo!
Me (after kicking some ass): You just got yourself the matador douche bag.
2. Nate: How was it?
Me: She gave me the matador treatment!
Nate: O, damn i hope you bought new sheets.

by P. Kaltenbach January 2, 2008