Dan Quayle

People rip on Bush for having speaking problems and a couple dumb quotes. However Dan Quayle beats him hands down (even though Quayle would suddenly look at his hands and say they are above his feet so he doesn't know what we are talking about)
Irritating Pro-Demo kid that is a disgrace to his party affliations: Bush sucks at life he is so stupid their has never been anyone as stupid as him in power!
Me: How 'bout Dan Quayle you douche bag.
by P. Kaltenbach March 19, 2007
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Poverty

A virtual non-existant condition in the US since 99.9% of its citizens have access to shelter, food, and safe drinking water.
The welfare recipient complained about his poverty while watching his T.V. and enjoying microwaved taquitos. He had no idea of the abyssmal conditions elsewhere.
by P. Kaltenbach July 1, 2008
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Pimp

A profession that isn't easy because it requires marketing, accounting, management, and collection duties beyond what most people are capable of.
That pimp no only got his money but prefected his buisness skills.
by P. Kaltenbach April 29, 2008
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Smurf

An indingenious group of small blue people that live primarily in the jungles of Columbia. Their traditional dress which isn't very adapted to the needs of concealment is the white stocking cap and white painter trousers. They are usually reconized as Hugonauts. Also, chased around by a crazy Columbian trying to boil them down into cocaine to make a living.
The smurfs were actually a peace loving people until divisions over whether to embark on a "cleansing" to wipe out bourgeouis scum should occur.
by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008
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The Great Smurf Wars

An event caught in many segment by celebrated documentrist Jerry Springer in which segments of the smurf peoples went to war over ideological differences in regards to Marxism or Maoism and is it morally correct to call she-males smurfettes. The brutal affair claimed many and the streets ran blue with the snot/shit/blood/guts/tears/various body parts of the little buggers. May have gone unnoticed due to inconsequence height wise.
The Great Smurf Wars claimed enough Smurfmen that muffin mix companies just pick up the bodies and add them to their mixes being cheaper than blueberrys (see Smurf-Contra Affair).
by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008
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rugger

Someone who can sustain several concussions and still manage to go to the pub after running for 80 minutes while tackling men that look like they have taken steroids since 3. Also, known for their ability to engage in sex for long periods of time and pleasure their partners to the utmost.
The team of ruggers went to the bar after playing in 105 degree weather while being practically beat up and pleased the entire 18-25 year old female population of Sweden.
by P. Kaltenbach January 9, 2008
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Marine Force Recon

The highly trained badasses that the regular Marines employ to kill bastards in a slightly quieter fashion.
Marine Force Recon each are endowed with a bit of Chuck Norris.
by P. Kaltenbach January 2, 2008
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