Oz's definitions

bed

Verb - to have sex with someone, but saying it in a more upscale manner; implies a conquest of the chosen person

He is so hot, I would love to bed him.

by Oz February 3, 2005

The Gooch

Nickname of Bob Guccione, the founder of Spin and son of the owner of Penthouse

"In the spring of 1998 the Gooch, as he was known, had just pocketed $18 million from the sale of Spin and was in the process of setting up a men's magazine called Gear."
-How to Lose Friends and Alienate People by Toby Young

by Oz December 14, 2003

disability

A defect usually. Disabilities disable someone from doing everything a person without disabilities can do. They range from Paralyzation, Down Syndrome, Autism, ADD, and many, many more. Not all disabilities are birth defects, one can be injured in an event and be disabled from then on or until cured.

Ted: Man, this damn truck hit me and now I can't walk for a while.
Bob: Well I can't ever walk, so fuck you.

by Oz January 30, 2005

xbox 360

A new gaming console coming soon from microsoft. It resembles a pc.

I saw the 30 minute preview about xbox 360 on mtv and it showed me how rich bill gates is to have paid 100 celebs to stand around and act like they all like xbox.

by Oz May 15, 2005

scrub

Really lame and out of date word similar to Da bomb. It means a poser type person. Popularized by the TLC song, now it's only used by people who think the year is 2000.

Joe: He's a scrub.
Bob: And you're lame.

by Oz March 13, 2005

Jesus

The savior of the christian people. Christians believe he is the son of god and the messiah. They also believe he died for man kinds sins against each other. No real proof exists that he ever lived. That, like every religion, does not stop people from following in the way of jesus.

Jesus was crucified, man that must of sucked.

by Oz March 19, 2005

sylvester stallone

Great actor, has done some great movies in his time such as the Rocky series, Cliffhanger, Demolition Man and who could forget Rambo, those are just some of his movies. Although a good actor he seems to be shrinking, don't ask me I just tell it like it is. Birth complications, caused by forceps, resulted in paralysis of the lower left side of his face, manifested by a perennial snarl and slurred speech. Most noticeable when he is yelling.

Sylvester Stallone is a good actor but I have no fucking clue why he was in spy kids 3.

by Oz January 17, 2005