laguna beach

1. Fake show, another example of how mtv thinks the only people that matter are rich, hot looking and live in the best locations. What's funny is the people who make this show think that it's cool.

2. Great vacation spot to hang out and goto the beach or meet hot women. Beautiful part of cali.

1. Guy from laguna beach the show - "Hey dude, I got a thousand dollars in my pocke-(gets grabbed by a hot girl with no underwear on and they make out), I'm da bomb!"

2. Average guy - "hey lets go walk down to the beach and check out the hot women"

by Oz February 27, 2005

bed

Verb - to have sex with someone, but saying it in a more upscale manner; implies a conquest of the chosen person

He is so hot, I would love to bed him.

by Oz February 03, 2005

bed

synonomous with fuck, bang, lay, etc. More noble than any of them however. makes women feel more lady like and reformed

hes so hot... id bed his ass all night long

by Oz February 01, 2005

nerd talk

I consider nerd talk to be leet or any other really annoying nerdy looking talk.

Billy: OMGZORZ U TOOKZOR MY MONEYZOR!
Bob: Uhh, SHUT THE FUCK UP NERD BOY, GO BACK TO YOUR BASEMENT!

by Oz March 04, 2005

fuckbang

another word for the act of sexual intercourse

Whoa! that was one hell of a fuckbang!

by Oz March 27, 2003

insomnia

Stupid disorder that can't be controlled easily. You can't sleep, no matter how much you want it you can't get it, maybe a few hours.. but that's it. I have insomnia, I take tylenol pm or melatonin to get to sleep, rarely do they help and yet they are strong acting. In short, insomnia is a disorder in which one cannot find sleep.

Bob: How did you sleep jim? I slept like a baby!
Jim: I slept like an insomniac you fucking bastard!

by Oz January 19, 2005

viva la bam

Fucking funny show similar to jackass but not quite as good. Still great though. Stars bam margera, his friends, his parents and his crazy giberish speaking uncle Don Vito.

Bam: Hey vito is that your car in 1000 pieces over there?
Vito: whya godda tearapart mycar! dammit bam, bedoaopaotiodiad adodoo!

by Oz May 18, 2005