90 definitions by Oz

insomnia

Stupid disorder that can't be controlled easily. You can't sleep, no matter how much you want it you can't get it, maybe a few hours.. but that's it. I have insomnia, I take tylenol pm or melatonin to get to sleep, rarely do they help and yet they are strong acting. In short, insomnia is a disorder in which one cannot find sleep.

Bob: How did you sleep jim? I slept like a baby!
Jim: I slept like an insomniac you fucking bastard!

by Oz January 19, 2005

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squonk

similar to a quat, only slightly thicker and faster

i absolutely covered her in squonk, jesus she loved it

by Oz May 23, 2003

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freecorps

THE man. We all want to have his babies. He is the manliest man ever to walk this earth.

Exactly my fucking point, stated by the fucking man himself, Freecorps.
-SniperNinja

by Oz September 29, 2004

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mtv 2

A channel made because MTV (1) does not show enough videos but shows nothing but bullshit shows such as real world, boiling points, diary, true life and other stupid shows. It aint as bad as MTV (1) but it isn't as good as vh1 is honestly, atleast vh1 shows more videos and has interesting shows.

John: Hey man wanna watch MTV?
Ron: Yea sure...
John: OH SHIT ITS BOILING POINTS
Ron: EVACUATE THE APARTMENT IN AN ORDERLY FASHION NOW

by Oz January 18, 2005

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viva la bam

Fucking funny show similar to jackass but not quite as good. Still great though. Stars bam margera, his friends, his parents and his crazy giberish speaking uncle Don Vito.

Bam: Hey vito is that your car in 1000 pieces over there?
Vito: whya godda tearapart mycar! dammit bam, bedoaopaotiodiad adodoo!

by Oz May 18, 2005

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