Oz's definitions

laguna beach

1. Fake show, another example of how mtv thinks the only people that matter are rich, hot looking and live in the best locations. What's funny is the people who make this show think that it's cool.

2. Great vacation spot to hang out and goto the beach or meet hot women. Beautiful part of cali.

1. Guy from laguna beach the show - "Hey dude, I got a thousand dollars in my pocke-(gets grabbed by a hot girl with no underwear on and they make out), I'm da bomb!"

2. Average guy - "hey lets go walk down to the beach and check out the hot women"

by Oz February 27, 2005

chris farley

One of the funniest comedians of the 90's. Starred in many hilarious movies such as Tommy Boy, Almost Hero's, Black Sheep, Beverly Hills Ninja and more. Due to depression because of being overweight Chris Farley dove into a downward cycle that unfortunately ended his life on December 18th 1997. Cause of death was overdose.

God bless Chris Farley and rest in peace. May he bring hilarity to Heaven.

by Oz January 1, 2005

power rangers

Good Show till after around the third season. It's about a group of people who fight evil people with mean looking faces!!

Anyone notice how the first yellow ranger was asian and the black ranger was indeed an african american...

by Oz February 22, 2005

quat

similar to a wad, only not as thick in consistency, and not lumpy, a regular load generally

ahh it was so satisfying to leave a quat behind

by oz May 23, 2003

fell off the back of a truck

A reply generally given by bentnose boys to the law-abiding consumer to convince them goods are legit. Now often used sarcastically to refer to stolen goods.

Lula Mae: This TV is very affordable. It's not stolen is it?
Vinny the Mafioso: Nah, it fell off the back of a truck

by oz November 7, 2003

buff tings

Sexy, Fit

"Yo blud check her she's buff tings"

by Oz August 7, 2003

grandpa

Usually a man wiser than your dad, always the head of the family. Sometimes a man who fought a war to protect his own country and family. Always a playa, you know how they do.
All they gotta do is act like the wise man they are and they could get any girl except they got their wife at home.

Grandpa Bob: Want to hear a joke?
Sam: sure grandpa
Grandpa Bob: I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one, but I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one!
Sam: I don't get it
Grandpa Bob: When you become wiser you will.

by Oz January 18, 2005