Oz's definitions

Jack Osbourne

He looks like Bozo but 100 lbs more fat. If Ozzy didn't do drugs long ago, I'm sure Jack would be an orphan.

Damn, jack osbourne got a squeeky voice and he's like 18!

by Oz January 17, 2005

break up

To end a relationship

They will break up,because they dont have enough in common

by Oz August 18, 2003

bed

Verb - to have sex with someone, but saying it in a more upscale manner; implies a conquest of the chosen person

He is so hot, I would love to bed him.

by Oz February 3, 2005

israeli army

Contrary to idioty belief, the Israeli army are not terrorists or killers. They protect their country just like any other. They are the 3rd best army in the world due to sheer size and ability with the fact that they recruit manditoraly at age 18.

Palistinians think that they can just slowly move in with armed forces and kill Israeli people and have no recourse.... silly people!

by Oz January 22, 2005

gateway

Piece of crap computer company. Don't buy from them unless you want to have to call in and talk to hindu people who speak english but don't understand it.

Bob to Joe - "Hey joe, i bought a gateway today"
Joe to Bob - "cool, how is it?"
Bob to Joe - "oh it works pretty good except for the fact that it broke."
Joe to Bob - "Yea you should have gotten a dell"

by Oz January 1, 2005

ozzmosis

The aura surrounding an individual during the state when drunkenness and drugs meet to form a potent new and psychotic manifestation of the Id.

Mike is running through the streets drunk, naked, and high screaming the Gospel after having gotten into 2 barfights. His friends detect his presence several blocks away through ozzmosis. They find him and encourage him to play beer pong with them.

by oz November 7, 2003

flexxin

Styling it

"Check That buff tingz flexxin it in that avirex"

by Oz August 7, 2003