Oz's definitions

bed

synonomous with fuck, bang, lay, etc. More noble than any of them however. makes women feel more lady like and reformed

hes so hot... id bed his ass all night long

by Oz February 1, 2005

disability

A defect usually. Disabilities disable someone from doing everything a person without disabilities can do. They range from Paralyzation, Down Syndrome, Autism, ADD, and many, many more. Not all disabilities are birth defects, one can be injured in an event and be disabled from then on or until cured.

Ted: Man, this damn truck hit me and now I can't walk for a while.
Bob: Well I can't ever walk, so fuck you.

by Oz January 30, 2005

Penis Battler

A mighty warrior who weilds no sword, no club, but the mighty Penis. The penis battler was born with his legendary weapon... and thus so learned how to weild it at a young age.

Many have trid to master the way of the penis, only 1 has succeeded. His name.... THE PENIS BATTLER!

by Oz January 29, 2005

movies

One of Gods gifts to man. They can make you cry, laugh, horny, tired, excited, scared and more. Without movies this world wouldn't be as good.

Bob: I love movies.
Jim: Me to.
Bob: Let's go watch Road Trip.
Jim: Sounds good.

by Oz January 28, 2005

clue

good movie, ok game.

"I am you're singing telagram! (pow)"

by Oz January 27, 2005

I love you dude

Something you say to a good friend, never out of the blue... otherwise you'll seem gay.

Bob: (gives ted a beer)
Ted: I love you dude.
Bob: word mayn

by Oz January 26, 2005

white man

Me. I am a white man, I goto work, I got many friends of different ethinicities. Oh I forgot I am caucasian. I guess I am a white man!

I am a white man, not an evil person... you want an evil man go blame someone who you know has done something wrong!

by Oz January 24, 2005