Oz's definitions

Dalestate_Diva

A load.

Whoa, I just took a Dalestate_Diva, get the Lysol. I think it's a floater!

by OZ May 9, 2003

I love you dude

Something you say to a good friend, never out of the blue... otherwise you'll seem gay.

Bob: (gives ted a beer)
Ted: I love you dude.
Bob: word mayn

by Oz January 26, 2005

movies

One of Gods gifts to man. They can make you cry, laugh, horny, tired, excited, scared and more. Without movies this world wouldn't be as good.

Bob: I love movies.
Jim: Me to.
Bob: Let's go watch Road Trip.
Jim: Sounds good.

by Oz January 28, 2005

geico

I don't know how their insurance is but I love their commercials. Honestly among the dumbass Mcdonalds commercials, tampax ads, jamster and cingular, Geico commercials are the highlight of tv ads.

Bob: I'm going to shoot myself.
Jim: Hold on dude, a geico commercial just came on!
Bob: seriously? ok i'll live but im saving the gun for a tampax of mc'dees commercial.

by Oz January 22, 2005

jack-in-the-box

One of the best fast food restraunts out there. An actual clean restraunt other than hardees or mcdonalds. They make quality food.

Im gonna get me a chicken fajita pita from jack in the box.

by Oz April 19, 2005

sprite

Good fucking drink. Much better than 7-up.

Spite + Doritos = Mans best friends.

by Oz July 18, 2008

five fingered discount

A witty intimation that goods are stolen when someone asks the price of/ or how you acquired an item.

Jack: How much did that 6 pack of Guinness cost you?
Colin: Nothing
Jack: How'd you pull that?
Colin: Five Fingered Discount

by oz November 7, 2003