Original Orangutans's definitions
by Original Orangutans September 25, 2020

by Original Orangutans October 8, 2017

Text-based expressions commonly uttered by, but not exclusive to, weeaboos. Common forms of weebspeak include ‘OwO’, ‘UwU’ and ‘:3’.
P1: “Your drawings are so cute owo”
P2: “Thanks, but please never talk to me in weebspeak ever again”
P2: “Thanks, but please never talk to me in weebspeak ever again”
by Original Orangutans September 9, 2020

Alternative pronunciation of 'hundred'.
by Original Orangutans October 19, 2019

by Original Orangutans December 28, 2018

An unintentional failure to meet important expectations that were based around prior experience.
Named after the star pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers, Clayton Kershaw, who infamously played baseball worse in the postseason than he did in the regular season.
Named after the star pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers, Clayton Kershaw, who infamously played baseball worse in the postseason than he did in the regular season.
The state champion football team kershawed their way out of a national title, after expecting themselves to cruise their way to victory without a sense of seriousness. Kershawing serves as a reality check for "unstoppable" teams/individuals.
by Original Orangutans October 24, 2023

Technology products produced solely for the attention of social media influencers and/or reviewers.
The products are typically manufactured with weak craftsmanship, have little or no long-term software support, and have a high price.
A manufacturer may financially compensate an influencer to review, talk positively about, and be seen using a product.
The products are typically manufactured with weak craftsmanship, have little or no long-term software support, and have a high price.
A manufacturer may financially compensate an influencer to review, talk positively about, and be seen using a product.
Who even is the target audience for AI assistant devices? Why can't they integrate the technology to smartphones? They feel like influencer bait!
by Original Orangutans April 30, 2024
