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Floor Money

Money (especially coins) one would find on the floor in public places. See also: finders keepers
The best form of passive income would be to collect floor money.
by Original Orangutans September 25, 2020
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wallbite

When you unintentionally tap a wall in Mario Kart and the impact slows you down.
I was gonna get a 1st place finish, but a wallbite happened at the last corner. I finished in 4th.
by Original Orangutans October 8, 2017
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Weebspeak

Text-based expressions commonly uttered by, but not exclusive to, weeaboos. Common forms of weebspeak include ‘OwO’, ‘UwU’ and ‘:3’.
P1: “Your drawings are so cute owo”

P2: “Thanks, but please never talk to me in weebspeak ever again”
by Original Orangutans September 9, 2020
mugGet the Weebspeakmug.

hunnerd

"The best I can do is three hunnerd."
by Original Orangutans October 19, 2019
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Sprite

Official soft drink of “bros” everywhere. Competes for that title with Baja Blast.
I drink Sprite because everything else is for boys.
by Original Orangutans December 28, 2018
mugGet the Spritemug.

Kershawing

An unintentional failure to meet important expectations that were based around prior experience.

Named after the star pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers, Clayton Kershaw, who infamously played baseball worse in the postseason than he did in the regular season.
The state champion football team kershawed their way out of a national title, after expecting themselves to cruise their way to victory without a sense of seriousness. Kershawing serves as a reality check for "unstoppable" teams/individuals.
by Original Orangutans October 24, 2023
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Influencer bait

Technology products produced solely for the attention of social media influencers and/or reviewers.

The products are typically manufactured with weak craftsmanship, have little or no long-term software support, and have a high price.

A manufacturer may financially compensate an influencer to review, talk positively about, and be seen using a product.
Who even is the target audience for AI assistant devices? Why can't they integrate the technology to smartphones? They feel like influencer bait!
by Original Orangutans April 30, 2024
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