23 definitions by Original Orangutans

Rubber dick

A typo of Rubber duck.

I have a pretty big rubber dick collection.

by Original Orangutans August 22, 2017

Rubber duckie

A condom.

I’m not going to fuck unless I have my rubber duckie!

by Original Orangutans October 30, 2019

Hundred-thousand hustle

When a car hits the 100,000 mi/km mark and starts becoming an endless money pit due to constant repair work needed.

“I want to look for a cheap used car but don’t want anything over 100k on the odometer. I don’t have the time, sanity, or money to go through a hundred-thousand hustle.”

by Original Orangutans August 7, 2019

wallbite

When you unintentionally tap a wall in Mario Kart and the impact slows you down.

I was gonna get a 1st place finish, but a wallbite happened at the last corner. I finished in 4th.

by Original Orangutans September 10, 2017

Mashing off

Masturbating with a flaccid penis

One might find themselves mashing off when they’re bored of watching porn.

by Original Orangutans December 27, 2018

Realing it

The opposite of faking it.

If you fake something so decently, others will think you’re realing it.

by Original Orangutans June 13, 2019

Churger

Short for 'cheeseburger'.

Get yourself a big double churger!

by Original Orangutans May 10, 2023