Original Orangutans's definitions

Fart

A chance to be embarrassed at school.

Hey dude, did you just fart? (Laughter)

by Original Orangutans May 30, 2014

Suicide Bob-omber

When you hold a Bob-omb behind your Kart, and you position yourself to a spot where you’re directly in front of an opponent. When the guy behind you slipstreams, they will run into you, thus detonating the Bob-omb, with both you and the opponent affected by the explosion.

I was going to have 1st place, but the guy currently in 1st has a Bob-omb on his tail. How can I get past this suicide Bob-omber?

by Original Orangutans August 21, 2017

Rubber dick

A typo of Rubber duck.

I have a pretty big rubber dick collection.

by Original Orangutans August 22, 2017

Mashing off

Masturbating with a flaccid penis

One might find themselves mashing off when they’re bored of watching porn.

by Original Orangutans December 27, 2018

Sprite

Official soft drink of “bros” everywhere. Competes for that title with Baja Blast.

I drink Sprite because everything else is for boys.

by Original Orangutans December 28, 2018

Movie butt

A person who always farts when their butt is exposed.

The term derives from a common cliché in films, whenever an exposed butt is seen, there’s always a fart.

I always fart whenever I go take a shit, I think I have a movie butt.

by Original Orangutans August 21, 2018

Hillbilly

A redneck who lives in the North.

They may also be richer than their Southern counterparts, but not rich enough to blend in with the middle class.

My friend’s uncle has no idea how to use a computer and drives a 27 year old pickup truck, what a hillbilly!

by Original Orangutans November 30, 2019