Oren's definitions

romass

To finger (to stimulate a woman's vagina with the hands and fingers)

The word "finger" has an evil sound do it. It connotates that fingering is a disgusting act. This has a much better sound to it - almost like "romance".

Etymology: hetero-masturbating (masturbating another person) became shortened to romast, and then romass

I had a great time with Hannah last night... yeah, I romassed her. I love her so much.

by Oren February 21, 2005

boot soup

the only broth that poor people can afford.

when watching cartoons, homeless people will always have a boot in the soup for flavor.

WHY IS THAT PEOPLE??

by oren November 21, 2004

going retarded

Going commando (without underwear) while wearing jeans. Which is a really stupid thing to do, because jeans are tight and stiff and rough and would make it extremely uncomfortable.

1:"Karen wasn't wearing any underwear last night."
2:"But she was wearing jeans. She went retarded!"

by Oren February 23, 2005

mash fluta

the act of trying to play the flute with a mouth full of mashed potatoes

that guy plays a beautiful mash fluta

by oren November 19, 2004

big momma spoon whip

when a big momma asults you with her over sized wooden spoon

big momma whipped me with her spoon

by oren November 6, 2004

gerst nasty

a girl so ugly that it is impossible from refraining to comment on her uglyness

would you fuck her for $500 no
the bitch is gurst nasty

by oren November 6, 2004

dirty sanchina

a girl with a mustache, usually cover with shit remains

fat computer teachers that have unshaven moustaches, in this case it is applied to a female.

by oren November 6, 2004