Oren's definitions

quaffle

The opposite of a queef a fart made from the pen15 as a sign of affection.

Why is your arm all bruised?
Yesterday i made a quaffle and i didnt call safety!

by oren March 24, 2005

dirty talk

1.the act of cursing and or being vulgur while a sexual act is taking place.
2. The act of using vulgur language to arouse someone.

While she jacked me off she was dirty talking and saying "Baby, i wanna be your fucking slut"

by Oren June 3, 2003

punch her in the face

a term used to describe wanting to fuck a chick

"hey, i think she is in to you!"
"exactly-ill punch her in the face later"
or
why don't you punch her in the face

by oren November 19, 2004

feel up

to touch and/or caress the female chest. This can involve hands or a toungue.
Sometimes can be referred to when caressing the female ass for erotic pleasure.

I love feeling up Jenna's warm firm tits with my hand, it gets me so hard and she usually lets me cum on her tits later.

by Oren June 3, 2003

pig filthy

some one who is extremely obese not hygenically up to date and unshaven, ususally accompanied by the remains of food stuffs hanging on various places. Applies to both sexes.

the big rosy o'donell

by oren November 6, 2004

lunch boot

the act of forgetting ones footwear while hastily returning from lunch

"where is your other shoe?"
"OH SHIT!, I must must have left it in the lunchroom!"

"Oh boy...another lunchboot"

see boot soup

by oren November 21, 2004

gerst nasty

a girl so ugly that it is impossible from refraining to comment on her uglyness

would you fuck her for $500 no
the bitch is gurst nasty

by oren November 6, 2004