boot soup

the only broth that poor people can afford.

when watching cartoons, homeless people will always have a boot in the soup for flavor.

WHY IS THAT PEOPLE??

by oren November 21, 2004

mash fluta

the act of trying to play the flute with a mouth full of mashed potatoes

that guy plays a beautiful mash fluta

by oren November 19, 2004

big momma spoon whip

when a big momma asults you with her over sized wooden spoon

big momma whipped me with her spoon

by oren November 06, 2004

going retarded

Going commando (without underwear) while wearing jeans. Which is a really stupid thing to do, because jeans are tight and stiff and rough and would make it extremely uncomfortable.

1:"Karen wasn't wearing any underwear last night."
2:"But she was wearing jeans. She went retarded!"

by Oren February 23, 2005

crum tilda

a fat housekeeper with wretched crumby feet

there are so many crumbs on you feet , you are crum tilda

by oren November 06, 2004

dirty sanchina

a girl with a mustache, usually cover with shit remains

fat computer teachers that have unshaven moustaches, in this case it is applied to a female.

by oren November 06, 2004

the underlying filth

the dark matter that builds up uner your toenail after 3 months of avoidance, not to mention it smells like rotten mayo the dwells in liklyness of teste satchel.

you smell like the underlying filth , i want to kill my whole family

by oren November 06, 2004