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Itamar is the sexiest of all guys. As soon as a girl sees an Itamar, her clothes magically disappear. Such is the sexiness if Itamars. Itamars are also known to be the sweetest, funniest and smartest guys on earth, and they also have enourmous penises.
Girl 1: wow, I wish my boyfriend was as hot as Itamar, he's so perfect...
Girl 2: I know right!!!
by Stifmeister123 May 31, 2018
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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God, It's what made everything. Itamar has the biggest dick.
Let's pray to Itamar
by SBH16 May 25, 2020
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She annoying, crazy, and talks the most. She doesn’t know when to stop talking about people like gurlπŸ™„πŸ₯±
Itamar is crazy yk
by HcrdCcry October 01, 2020
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She annoying, talk the most, and has a big head. She crazy crazy
Itamar do be dumb
by HcrdCcry October 01, 2020
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The most intelligent and admired person.
He's also very handsome.
Looking good, almost like Itamar
by pitsho December 06, 2017
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a fucking awesome guy, but not smart as he seems. especially because he worte it.
this guy is Itamar but also Itamar
by hahaha(crazy_laugh)lol June 30, 2017
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