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Intergalactic

1. A hit by the Beastie Boys
2. The original concept of the Intergalactic computer network we now know as the Internet
3. 5G on the moon and beyond
1. Geeks in a shit robot take on the vampire squid in the video of the ear worm.

2. In 1963, a memorandum was sent to “Members and Affiliates of the Intergalactic Computer Network” containing a concept that led to Advanced Research Projects Agency Network (ARPANET) and the Internet. It was noted that there were striking similarities between ARPANET and fungus mycelium. T.H.R.U.S.H. infiltrated every agency. Agents of the Fungus for insectualization by mind control (ATF4) decided to cut out the middle man and make a computer out of fungus. The structure of logical functions computed could be determined by mycelium geometry. They were all taking LSD back then.
3. Intergalactic replaced the term Internet when 5G was set up on the moon. There ain’t no escape, from electronic…
by Option 22 February 12, 2020
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Contact tracing

Contact tracing - an extension of big mother's tracking device for kids
Villanelle carried with her a piece of chalk for contact tracing
by Option 22 April 28, 2020
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Covidz

Covidz is the prison of the new normal
There is no escape from Covidz
by Option 22 May 28, 2020
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Controlcvirus

The controlavirus inserted itself into reality. The controlavirus made copies of itself. The controlavirus mutated. The controlcvirus copied fiction into the new normal.

1. Nineteen Eighty-Four. 2. Brave New World. 3. Mad Max. 4. Soylent Green. 5. The Hunger Games. 6. A Clockwork Orange. 7. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? 8. Infinite Jest. 9. V for Vendetta. 10. The Stand. 11. Animal Farm. 12 Monkeys. 13. Fahrenheit 451. 14. The Twilight Zone. 15. Black Mirror. 16. They Live. 17. The Handmaid’s Tale. 18. The Giver. 19. The Road. 20. Divergent. 21. Harrison Bergeron. 22. Station Eleven. 23. The Ministry of Truth. 24. The Trial. 25. The Time Machine. 26. The End We Start From. 27. The Power. 28. The Departure. 29. Logan’s Run. 30. The Matrix. 31. Gattaca. 32. The Running Man. 33. Metropolis. 34. Brazil. 35. Robocop. 36. Minority Report. 37. Total Recall. 38. Escape from New York. 39. Death Race 2020. 40. The Omega Man. 41. I, Robot. 42. Village of the Damned Borises. 43. Code. 46. 44. Strange Days. 45. Battle Royale. 46. We. 47. Uglies. 48. Parable of the Sower. 49. The City of Ember. 50. Anthem.
51. Never Let Me Go. 52. Lord of the Flies. 53. Delirium. 54. Neuromancer. 55. Donnie Darko. 56. The Machine Stops. 57. Atlas Shrugged. 58. The Children of Men. 59. The Lobster. 60. The Wall. 61. The Last Man. 62. Erewhon. 63. It Can’t Happen Here. 64. Tales of the Dying Earth. 65. Limbo. 66. A Canticle for Leibowitz. 67. I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream. 68. Stand on Zanzibar. 69. The Lorax. 70. The Infernal Desire Machines of Doctor Hoffman. 71. Motorman. 72. Roadside Picnic. 73. The Girl Who Was Plugged In. 74. Dhalgren. 75. Where Late the Sweet Birds Sang. 76. Riddley Walker. 77. The Postman. 78. Contagious. 79. Journals of the Plague Years. 80. Skreemer. 81. The Child Garden. 82. Snow Crash. 83. The Yellow Arrow. 84. Slow River. 85. The Unit. 86. Rina. 87. California. 88. Find Me. 89. Everything Belongs to the Future. 90. Idiocracy. 91. The Zero Theorem. 92. The Truman Show. 93. Safe. 94. Southland Tales. 95. Feed. 96. Watchmen. 97. The Terminator. 98. Controlcvirus. 99. The New Normal.

Reading, it’s not illegal yet.
by Option 22 May 13, 2020
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Borism

Borism - The transformation of elective parliamentary democracy to ruthless dictatorship in 5 stages:

1. The community taking over all the arms of government is always numerically tiny.
2. The creation of a nationwide campaign of fear or terror.
3. When people are badly frightened, they are extremely gullible. They will believe whatever they are told. Figures are cooked, statistics cobbled, research stultified, to endorse the death-is-everywhere message.
4. The assurance from the tiny group that they and only they can save us from a horrible fate, but only if we all abide by and obey a tidal wave of rules and regulations - no matter if these destroy the nation we once knew and loved. Fear, deliberately inspired fear, rules supreme.

There will always be dissenters, who must be dealt with.

5. Creation of a sort of secret police to spy, pounce and punish.
Broism, not Borism!”
by Option 22 October 2, 2020
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⹋ The triple dagger.
Typographical symbols denoting footnotes may be used in the following order asterisk (*), obelisk (†), diesis (‡), triple dagger (⹋)
by Option 22 March 31, 2020
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Cosmic Connection

We all used to have a cosmic connection.

Whether we understood the movement of the sun, cosmic events, or the changing night sky or not, we had a cosmic connection.

Around 13,000 years ago, after a number of impact events, the sky turned black, the sun, the moon and the stars disappeared from the sky. Our cosmic connection was lost. When the dust settled, and left a black mat soil layer now deep in the ground, the cosmic connection was regained and these events were later recorded on pillar 43 at Göbekli Tepe.

Our ancestors celebrated the winter solstice – the symbolic death and rebirth of the sun. We built monuments perfectly aligned to welcome the winter solstice sunrise (Brú na Bóinne) and sunset (Stonehenge). Our ancestors celebrated their cosmic connection.

Unfortunately, most people have lost their cosmic connection replaced by creative divergence. Creative divergence is a symptom of mind control and insectualization.
Rather than celebrate the winter solstice, we celebrate with an overweight alcoholic bearded man in a red costume who comes down a non-existent chimney with imaginary reindeer and elves who is the frontman of an exercise in mind control to make us spend money on throw away plastic things made by people on slave wages, paid for on credit with money we don’t have, to put us in debt to banks who own everything and control us in every way conceivable. This is an example of creative divergence.

Any sign of cosmic connection has been entirely lost again.
by Option 22 December 6, 2019
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