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Amp Joint

A marijuana cigarette laced with some form of narcotic.
Reese was fond of smoking amp joints.
by OneBadAsp October 20, 2006
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Angst

A feeling of despair, anxiety, and depression. It is usually applied to a deep and essentially philosophical anxiety about the world in general or personal freedom.
The term "angst" is now widely used with a negative and derisive connotation that mocks the expression of a common adolescent experience of malaise; in this sense it has become one of the most debased words in the current vocabulary.
by OneBadAsp November 5, 2006
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Ladder Theory

Pathetic self-pitying tripe invented by and subscribed to by “Nice Guys” who blame women for rejecting them. They believe that a woman who they befriend owes them more then friendship because of all the "nice" things they've done. Often going into elaborate detail about how all women are just shallow, vacant, materialistic bitches because they won't have sex with them…then have the audacity to wonder why no woman would touch them with a ten foot pole.

Hint: Woman don’t use this so-called theory and never have; so you are wasting your time with it. A woman can tell when a man is only befriending her to get into her pants and no one is attracted to a person who wallows in self-pity and hate.
Direct quote from the male who invented this “theory”:
“Bitch -- 99.999% of women. Note for men: I know they are. Note to women: yes, you are in this group. More accurately it is a woman who is not honest about whyshe won't sleep with you. Or sometimes, just a woman who won't sleep with you. And of course women who won't admit the basic truth of Ladder Theory.”

Show's you what he really thinks of women doesn't it?
by OneBadAsp October 30, 2006
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Airhead

1. Silly, Ditzy, and Dumb. Used as a mild insult.

2. A user of marijuana.
1. Danielle was an airhead, talking to her was like talking to a brick wall.

2. Dean was an airhead, he enjoyed smoking weed.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Thrall

A slave kept as livestock in the Viking age.
"They'll burn you up and char you well, and put your feet on the road to Hel. They'll put your ashes in the ground and then they'll raise up a great big mound. And when your names in Runes on a stone...they'll slay a thrall so you won't be alone!"
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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Asp

Vipera Aspis. A venomous snake, a viper.
Extremely poisonous, the asp was often used as a means of execution for criminals who had attained a favored status and were thought deserving of a death more dignified than typical executions.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
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By all means

Without fail; certainly. Another way of saying go right ahead.
By all means, go to the store today, see if I care.
by OneBadAsp November 3, 2006
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