Definitions by OneBadAsp

Lead Sled 

A lead sled is a car that has had extensive body fill work done with lead. (Lead was used prior to Bondo to fill in the holes and to do body work.)

My Grandpa's old Mercury is a lead sled due to all the repairs he had to make to in back in the 50's.

Lead Sled by OneBadAsp October 25, 2006

Sosh 

Meaning a person who is stuck-up, snooty, and thinks they are better than everyone else.

Elaine is such a sosh, she thinks she's better than everyone else.

Sosh by OneBadAsp October 25, 2006

Deuce 

Deuce is a 50's slang term for any of the Ford Model B vehicles and most commonly used as a nickname for the 1934 coupe. Many know it best from the Beach Boys' 1963 hit Little Deuce Coupe but the car was also featured years later in George Lucas' film American Graffiti.

Ever wonder what Bruce Springsteen meant when he referred to a "deuce" in his hit song Blinded by the Light?

Deuce by OneBadAsp October 25, 2006

Hillbilly 

Often used as an insult and racial slur against White folks who live in the country. A hillbilly is a person who lives in a remote, rural area in the South, often in the Appalachian (Or sometimes Ozark) Mountains and therefore is isolated and somewhat out of touch with modern culture.

The stereotype of a hillbilly is a person who: Is a White Southerner who owns a shotgun, goes barefoot, wears a worn out floppy hat, drinks moonshine and whiskey which he makes himself, plays the banjo or fiddle, drives old beat up pick up trucks, has bad teeth, is poorly educated, has long a beard, wears worn out clothes and hand me downs, and is happy and content with what they have.

Just because someone is a hillbilly doesn't mean that they fit the hillbilly stereotype listed above.

Contrary to some of the other entries, hillbillies don’t live in trailer parks; they can’t otherwise they wouldn’t be isolated from modern culture and therefore would not be a hillbilly. They don’t eat road kill; many are actually farmers and hunt for their food, they don’t pick it off the side of the road. Also, hillbillies don’t go around sodomizing people, that is a fictional movie Deliverance which has contributed too many of the negative stereotypes.

A Redneck lives in trailer park and goes on the Jerry Springer show; a Hillbilly lives in a shack or cabin out in the middle of nowhere and doesn’t even have a TV.

Hillbilly by OneBadAsp October 25, 2006

Hellbilly 

A real badass hillbilly. The typical Hellbilly drinks hard liquor, smokes weed, is fond of cussing and doing things many folks would call blasphemy, gets into fights often due to a don't fuck with me attitude, packs a gun, has tattoos, has a general disregard for authority, loves driving pick up trucks down muddy roads, and is hell-bent on living life to the fullest and doesn't care what people think. Often listens to or plays Country and Death Metal. See Hank III for an example.

Yours truly is a Hellbilly.

Hellbilly by OneBadAsp October 25, 2006

Pop Your Soul 

Something a Grim Reaper does before you die by touching you so you don't feel any pain when you die.

The phrase Pop your soul originates from the hit TV series Dead Like Me.

Pop Your Soul by OneBadAsp October 25, 2006

Afterlife 

The Afterlife is the continued existence of the soul believed to follow death. Most cultures have some belief in an afterlife and perception is usually influenced by the dominant religion of the times. Depending on your religion or lack there of, the afterlife may be viewed as a very pleasent or very unpleasent experience; or completely non-existent.

Some versions of the afterlife inculde: Asgard, Valhalla, Hel, Paradise, Summerland, Nirvana, Elysium, The Spirit World, Elsewhere, Heaven, Hell, Avalon, Astral Plane, Happy Hunting Ground, Limbo, Sheol

There are many versions of the afterlife, which one would you pick?

Afterlife by OneBadAsp October 25, 2006