Definitions by Olsen Pickett

My Best Friend's Birthday

The unfinished black and white first film of Quentin Tarantino. Half destroyed in a fire, it never got a general release, however you can get bootlegged copies of the remaining 34 minutes from places like eBay.

"I well wanna see My Best Friend's Birthday!"
"Oh, I've seen that!"
"You sure?"
"Yeah!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, with Julia Roberts right?"
"No, that's My Best Friend's Wedding."
"Oh."

My Best Friend's Birthday by Olsen Pickett January 22, 2005

mooing 

v.

1. The state or process of releasing the moo sound that is released from a cow.
2. The state or process of talking about a most uninteresting and uncharismatic subject.

1. Mooing - as in to like, moo
2. moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo (repeat until bored)

mooing by Olsen Pickett January 12, 2005

Mahjong 

Mahjong is ancient Chinese puzzle game. It originally created for 4 people, but has been adapted for less or more. The aim to remove shit load of tiles from the board, cept they must pair with identical ones. It aim to make you wise as ancient Chinese scholar, and fast as ancient Chinese bat.

Man who win Mahjong with mind can accomplish anything.

Mahjong by Olsen Pickett December 10, 2004

homoerotic 

adj.

Homosexual love or desire, or something that arouses such loves or desires, not necessarily homosexual in itself, but perhaps just hinting at it.

The relationship between Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy was somewhat homoerotic.

Top Gun is often described as having homoerotic undertones.

Gay porn is homoerotic.

Masturbating in the same room as a load of sleeping guys is homoerotic.

homoerotic by Olsen Pickett December 10, 2004

ailleio 

adj.

To be in a delirious intoxicated depression. Often results in a bad hangover.

1. Frank seems to be a bit ailleio.
2. -Where's Joe?
-Out back in ailleio.

ailleio by Olsen Pickett December 10, 2004

poor whore 

n.

A term used offensively to attack those who are lacking in wealth and are rather bitchy or slutty. Often used in response to rich bitch.

Devon: Omg u r sch a rich bitch!
Krystal: Oh ya?! Well ur jus a poor whore!

poor whore by Olsen Pickett December 9, 2004

roobaab 

n.

Loosely based on the word rhubarb. Refers to a person who;
a. is insanely obsessed with sickly cutsey type things
b. is insanely sickly cute
c. shit on a stick sold at a cheap local cafe.

1.
Girl: I love snoopy!
Boy: Roobaab!

2.
Yeah, I'll have some of that roobarb donna kebab shit.

roobaab by Olsen Pickett December 9, 2004