Cheap, easily installed, easily breakable, and somewhat tacky and gaudy vehicle modifications. It looks like a great amount of money went into modifying the car to the untrained eye. But to people who are good at spotting cheap and gaudy mods, it looks tacky.
"Hey, dude, check out Lee's car! He has chrome spinner rims, a coffee can muffler, LEDs under his chassis, chrome license plate covers, his bumper and spoiler are chrome wrapped. He also has LED valve covers, and chrome wipers!. All that rice must have cost a lot of money."
"No, Anna. That's not real rice, that's minute rice. All that stuff cost around 300$ altogether at most. Probably about $150. The rims are just wheel covers for steel wheels. You can make a custom breadboard of LEDs with a AAA battery and scrap you can find at an electronics store for less than 2$, chrome vinyl wrapping can be installed for about 10$ and the cost of a hair dryer at the thrift store, the spoiler's stock, LED valve covers, you can get at Wal Mart for 8$, the muffler was just and you can get Chrome Wipers and license plate frames at Autozone for 20$ a pair. The coffee can exhaust is just a can of Great Value coffee he stripped the paint off of , chrome vinyl wrapped, and JB Welded onto his muffler. His car's about as tacky as that gold plated crystal encrusted digital watch he always wears. Fitting, because he has minute rice on his car."
"Ha ha ha, good one!, Jair!"
"No, Anna. That's not real rice, that's minute rice. All that stuff cost around 300$ altogether at most. Probably about $150. The rims are just wheel covers for steel wheels. You can make a custom breadboard of LEDs with a AAA battery and scrap you can find at an electronics store for less than 2$, chrome vinyl wrapping can be installed for about 10$ and the cost of a hair dryer at the thrift store, the spoiler's stock, LED valve covers, you can get at Wal Mart for 8$, the muffler was just and you can get Chrome Wipers and license plate frames at Autozone for 20$ a pair. The coffee can exhaust is just a can of Great Value coffee he stripped the paint off of , chrome vinyl wrapped, and JB Welded onto his muffler. His car's about as tacky as that gold plated crystal encrusted digital watch he always wears. Fitting, because he has minute rice on his car."
"Ha ha ha, good one!, Jair!"
by Ollie Churpuzzi September 12, 2020
Ever since home prices in The Cities started skyrocketing, we got an influx of insufferable citiot mud ducks in Western Wisconsin. You can't even watch a Packer game at the bar anymore without some mud duck chanting skol in the background.
by Ollie Churpuzzi March 20, 2020
A girl from the city. City girls, unlike country girls, tend to be tough, worldly and streetsmart. Country girls think city girls are weak, dependent and flaky. But you don't grow up in the middle of the city not knowing how to fend for yourself.
That's because country people love to stereotype things they never see.
That's because country people love to stereotype things they never see.
Country girl: LOL, citygirl. You probably doesn't know how to cook. Your cheesy ranch potatoes probably uses that fancy aged cheddar crap. You probably doesn't know how to fight or drive a real American truck either.
Citygirl: Oh, I know how to cook. My recipe for curry kim bap is in a popular cookbook. My best friend's husband works for a publishing company. He got my recipe published. My best friend and her husband met at a cultural festival 3 years ago, and now they're inseparable. My best friend is where I learned how to make curry kim bap from. You see, her dad's Indian and her mom's Korean. They mixed the two foods together so they can enjoy each other's cultures. We grew up eating that stuff. Her mom and my best friend thought my take on the kim bap was so good, that my recipe should be the one published, not hers.
Speaking of my best friend, I met my best friend at taekwondo practice when I was 6 years old. She's not only my best friend, she's also been my sparring partner for 20 years. We were at each other's first, second and 3rd degree black belt ceremonies. I don't drive an American truck. They don't come with standard transmissions.. Real women know how to drive sticks.
The most annoying thing about driving a stick is some jackass in a big giant truck who thinks you're starting and stopping every time you shift gears. It's like they've never seen a stick shift before.
So tell me more about your cheesy ranch potatoes, your trucks and how well you can fight?
Citygirl: Oh, I know how to cook. My recipe for curry kim bap is in a popular cookbook. My best friend's husband works for a publishing company. He got my recipe published. My best friend and her husband met at a cultural festival 3 years ago, and now they're inseparable. My best friend is where I learned how to make curry kim bap from. You see, her dad's Indian and her mom's Korean. They mixed the two foods together so they can enjoy each other's cultures. We grew up eating that stuff. Her mom and my best friend thought my take on the kim bap was so good, that my recipe should be the one published, not hers.
Speaking of my best friend, I met my best friend at taekwondo practice when I was 6 years old. She's not only my best friend, she's also been my sparring partner for 20 years. We were at each other's first, second and 3rd degree black belt ceremonies. I don't drive an American truck. They don't come with standard transmissions.. Real women know how to drive sticks.
The most annoying thing about driving a stick is some jackass in a big giant truck who thinks you're starting and stopping every time you shift gears. It's like they've never seen a stick shift before.
So tell me more about your cheesy ranch potatoes, your trucks and how well you can fight?
by Ollie Churpuzzi November 06, 2016
Jim's timing is off. He should be hitting base hits. Instead, he hits Australian home runs.
"Don't you mean Polish home runs?"
No, you can't say that anymore. It's now an Australian home run. Get it? Because Australia is on the other side of the world?
"Hahaha, good one"
"Don't you mean Polish home runs?"
No, you can't say that anymore. It's now an Australian home run. Get it? Because Australia is on the other side of the world?
"Hahaha, good one"
by Ollie Churpuzzi April 26, 2021
"Hey Larry, I heard Athena Makos told me all the girls in the Greek part of town said that you were hung like A Greek God."
Larry: Tell them I said "Thanks".
Larry: Tell them I said "Thanks".
by Ollie Churpuzzi June 03, 2016
Any car"riced out" modifications that are cheap and tacky. Unlike genuine "riced out" modifications that costs hundreds, or even thousands of US Dollars, minute rice is often cheap and extremely flashy, yet tacky.
Kara: Hey man, Lee over there put some minute rice on his 2005 Hyundai Accent!
Jair: Ha ha ha! The car looks tacky as hell! LED valve covers, a coffee can muffler tip, spinner wheel covers... not rims, wheel covers..., chrome painted windshield wipers, LEDs under the body, LED gear knob, a giant vinyl Hyundai H decal on the front lid, a cheap, aftermarket spoiler that sticks out 3 feet above the rear lid, cheap chrome paint on the doors, a cheap, chrome painted antenna ball.
Anna: Lord, this is the tackiest thing I've ever seen. At least it didn't set him back more than 200$.
Jair: Ha ha ha! The car looks tacky as hell! LED valve covers, a coffee can muffler tip, spinner wheel covers... not rims, wheel covers..., chrome painted windshield wipers, LEDs under the body, LED gear knob, a giant vinyl Hyundai H decal on the front lid, a cheap, aftermarket spoiler that sticks out 3 feet above the rear lid, cheap chrome paint on the doors, a cheap, chrome painted antenna ball.
Anna: Lord, this is the tackiest thing I've ever seen. At least it didn't set him back more than 200$.
by Ollie Churpuzzi September 10, 2020
A sex act popularized in Minnesota, but was invented a woman named Kate in the state of Virginia. The sex act used to be an inside joke in the old Yahoo Pro Wrestling Chat room, but quickly spread to all the regulars who used to chat in the chat room. A man from Minnesota who used to be a regular in that chat room picked up the sex act and popularized it in that state.
The sex act is where A woman puts a funnel cake up her vagina. Her sex partner then proceeds to eat the funnel cake out of her vagina.
The sex act is where A woman puts a funnel cake up her vagina. Her sex partner then proceeds to eat the funnel cake out of her vagina.
Dude, I just did the Minnesota Funnel Cake with this girl the other day. I heard about the Minnesota Funnel Cake from some guy from South Minneapolis. As soon as I heard about it, I bought a funnel cake and shoved it up this girl's poontang. Then I ate it out of her. She loved it!
by Ollie Churpuzzi November 06, 2016