Ollie Churpuzzi's definitions
A man who specifically dates his friends' ex girlfriends who are on the rebound, usually for the purposes of getting some rebound sex.
"That DeAndre is such a pussy vulture. His roommate Lee just broke up with his girlfriend Lisa, and now he's hitting that girl Lisa hard. DeAndre is such a pussy vulture!"
by Ollie Churpuzzi March 1, 2016
Get the Pussy Vulturemug. An immigrant to any country who immigrated to a country while they were young. Stroller immigrants can be legal (Had their health and criminal records checked and allowed into the country) or illegal (Overstayed their visas or sneeked into the country), but usually, they're legal. They also adopted the culture of the host country to varying degrees.
Sanjay: Dude, I'm from another country. I know what it's like to be an immigrant.
Taylor: You came here when you were 5, Jay. You're 35. You've been in this country longer than I have been. And I was born here. You used to play lacrosse in high school, you're the best snowboarder I've ever known. Your curries taste blander than tater tots. And to boot, I saw you play cricket with your family. They're always complaining about how you hold a cricket bat over your shoulders like a baseball bat. They had to say it in English because you don't speak a word of Hindi.
You're just a stroller immigrant. You're really an American at heart. Now let's go get some pizza, Jay
Sanjay: You're right, Taylor.
Taylor: You came here when you were 5, Jay. You're 35. You've been in this country longer than I have been. And I was born here. You used to play lacrosse in high school, you're the best snowboarder I've ever known. Your curries taste blander than tater tots. And to boot, I saw you play cricket with your family. They're always complaining about how you hold a cricket bat over your shoulders like a baseball bat. They had to say it in English because you don't speak a word of Hindi.
You're just a stroller immigrant. You're really an American at heart. Now let's go get some pizza, Jay
Sanjay: You're right, Taylor.
by Ollie Churpuzzi October 8, 2015
Get the Stroller Immigrantmug. Ever since home prices in The Cities started skyrocketing, we got an influx of insufferable citiot mud ducks in Western Wisconsin. You can't even watch a Packer game at the bar anymore without some mud duck chanting skol in the background.
by Ollie Churpuzzi March 20, 2020
Get the Mud duckmug. Any car"riced out" modifications that are cheap and tacky. Unlike genuine "riced out" modifications that costs hundreds, or even thousands of US Dollars, minute rice is often cheap and extremely flashy, yet tacky.
Kara: Hey man, Lee over there put some minute rice on his 2005 Hyundai Accent!
Jair: Ha ha ha! The car looks tacky as hell! LED valve covers, a coffee can muffler tip, spinner wheel covers... not rims, wheel covers..., chrome painted windshield wipers, LEDs under the body, LED gear knob, a giant vinyl Hyundai H decal on the front lid, a cheap, aftermarket spoiler that sticks out 3 feet above the rear lid, cheap chrome paint on the doors, a cheap, chrome painted antenna ball.
Anna: Lord, this is the tackiest thing I've ever seen. At least it didn't set him back more than 200$.
Jair: Ha ha ha! The car looks tacky as hell! LED valve covers, a coffee can muffler tip, spinner wheel covers... not rims, wheel covers..., chrome painted windshield wipers, LEDs under the body, LED gear knob, a giant vinyl Hyundai H decal on the front lid, a cheap, aftermarket spoiler that sticks out 3 feet above the rear lid, cheap chrome paint on the doors, a cheap, chrome painted antenna ball.
Anna: Lord, this is the tackiest thing I've ever seen. At least it didn't set him back more than 200$.
by Ollie Churpuzzi September 10, 2020
Get the Minute Ricemug. Cheap, easily installed, easily breakable, and somewhat tacky and gaudy vehicle modifications. It looks like a great amount of money went into modifying the car to the untrained eye. But to people who are good at spotting cheap and gaudy mods, it looks tacky.
"Hey, dude, check out Lee's car! He has chrome spinner rims, a coffee can muffler, LEDs under his chassis, chrome license plate covers, his bumper and spoiler are chrome wrapped. He also has LED valve covers, and chrome wipers!. All that rice must have cost a lot of money."
"No, Anna. That's not real rice, that's minute rice. All that stuff cost around 300$ altogether at most. Probably about $150. The rims are just wheel covers for steel wheels. You can make a custom breadboard of LEDs with a AAA battery and scrap you can find at an electronics store for less than 2$, chrome vinyl wrapping can be installed for about 10$ and the cost of a hair dryer at the thrift store, the spoiler's stock, LED valve covers, you can get at Wal Mart for 8$, the muffler was just and you can get Chrome Wipers and license plate frames at Autozone for 20$ a pair. The coffee can exhaust is just a can of Great Value coffee he stripped the paint off of , chrome vinyl wrapped, and JB Welded onto his muffler. His car's about as tacky as that gold plated crystal encrusted digital watch he always wears. Fitting, because he has minute rice on his car."
"Ha ha ha, good one!, Jair!"
"No, Anna. That's not real rice, that's minute rice. All that stuff cost around 300$ altogether at most. Probably about $150. The rims are just wheel covers for steel wheels. You can make a custom breadboard of LEDs with a AAA battery and scrap you can find at an electronics store for less than 2$, chrome vinyl wrapping can be installed for about 10$ and the cost of a hair dryer at the thrift store, the spoiler's stock, LED valve covers, you can get at Wal Mart for 8$, the muffler was just and you can get Chrome Wipers and license plate frames at Autozone for 20$ a pair. The coffee can exhaust is just a can of Great Value coffee he stripped the paint off of , chrome vinyl wrapped, and JB Welded onto his muffler. His car's about as tacky as that gold plated crystal encrusted digital watch he always wears. Fitting, because he has minute rice on his car."
"Ha ha ha, good one!, Jair!"
by Ollie Churpuzzi September 12, 2020
Get the minute ricemug. A sex act popularized in Minnesota, but was invented a woman named Kate in the state of Virginia. The sex act used to be an inside joke in the old Yahoo Pro Wrestling Chat room, but quickly spread to all the regulars who used to chat in the chat room. A man from Minnesota who used to be a regular in that chat room picked up the sex act and popularized it in that state.
The sex act is where A woman puts a funnel cake up her vagina. Her sex partner then proceeds to eat the funnel cake out of her vagina.
The sex act is where A woman puts a funnel cake up her vagina. Her sex partner then proceeds to eat the funnel cake out of her vagina.
Dude, I just did the Minnesota Funnel Cake with this girl the other day. I heard about the Minnesota Funnel Cake from some guy from South Minneapolis. As soon as I heard about it, I bought a funnel cake and shoved it up this girl's poontang. Then I ate it out of her. She loved it!
by Ollie Churpuzzi November 6, 2016
Get the minnesota funnel cakemug. A portmanteu of "frog", which is a slur for the French and "icicle", which is a reference to the extreme winter weather of Quebec, Canada.
Pierre over there doesn't understand what I'm saying. I hope he knows he's in America. Not a lot of people speak French in America. He's going to struggle if he thinks he can get by without speaking English.
Don't worry about him. He's a frogcicle. French Canadian. They only pretend not to know English just to screw with us. He knows exactly what you're saying.
Don't worry about him. He's a frogcicle. French Canadian. They only pretend not to know English just to screw with us. He knows exactly what you're saying.
by Ollie Churpuzzi April 5, 2019
Get the Frogciclemug.