Oliver Quidgeums's definitions

FUBAR

acronym: Fucked up beyond all recognition.

situation: crew of 8 is being told about an airplane crash. Some dumbass had the great idea of welding a couple steel plates to the bottom of the plane to protect the general from ground fire. unfortunately the dumbass didnt tell the officer in command untill they were airborn. they crashed and 31 died.
Fish: FUBAR
Caparzo: FUBAR
Mike: FUBAR
Jackson: Ya'll got that right. (nods head)
Uppham: I couldn't find FUBAR in the German dictionary, can you just tell me what it means?

by Oliver Quidgeums May 25, 2006

Leemuua

A danish cow that doubles as a cellular tower.

The only reason I get any reception here is because of the Leemuua nextdoor.

by Oliver Quidgeums May 17, 2006

Mneeuau

(muh-nuh-uhh-ow) The 7th kingdom of classification consisting of organisms that harness energry from raw glass.

Robert Fulton discovered kingdom Mneeuau before his contribution to the steam engine, but his writings on the subject weren't discovered until very recently.

by Oliver Quidgeums May 17, 2006

Eyfonfa

A province in South Russia where people prodominately hunt whales

I plan to travel to Eyfonfa this spring break.

by Oliver Quidgeums May 17, 2006

scrabble

A great way to make up words for urban dictionary!

I was playing scrabble last night with my clan and wow we came up with some nice words. We just wrote down the seven letters on the wooden plate in weird combonations and gave them odd definitions.

by Oliver Quidgeums May 25, 2006

Zybnsff

A cannabalistic African tribe who uses excessive body paint.

The Zybnsff's came so we pretty much ran like hell!

by Oliver Quidgeums May 17, 2006

kwank

to take a drag.
If you are kwanking something, you are inhaling the smoke of a smoking device or other smoking parephanelia.

Bline up the damn splinky, kwank that shit and pass it ova hea.

by Oliver Quidgeums December 28, 2005