Take offence

What you should always try to cause the woke scum to do
Kathleen Stock's pungent common sense on the question of gender ideology caused the woke scum to take offence, which is good because you should always try to cause as much offence as possible to people who think it's ok to castrate children and imprison rapists with women.
by Old Phardt July 25, 2023
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Woke smurf

Angry person with blue hair. Typically morbidly obese and militant about fat acceptance, claims to be trans, often to be found in white knee socks and hotpants.
For some reason I can't quite put my finger on, there are very few Harry Potter fans in the woke smurf community.
by Old Phardt December 31, 2021
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Woke racist

Gratuitously unpleasant behaviour towards white people because of their race, usually 'performed' by other white people.
"The New York Times capitalises 'black' while not capitalising 'white'. Honestly, that's so woke racist."
by Old Phardt August 27, 2021
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Bull ring

Nasal septum piercing, used by Farmer Giles to lead his obese blue-haired interpersonally obnoxious livestock from laystall to abbatoir.
"Daisy's bull ring is looking rather crusty. Their piercing must have gone septic."
"Rub it with Brasso, that I may get a good price for the woke moo."
by Old Phardt August 28, 2023
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Woke sealion

Person who makes unreasonable demands for evidence of the existence of cancel culture.
Smith: If I criticised Black Lives Matter's disgusting racism at work, I'd lose my job.
Jones: Prove it.
Smith: Oh for God's sake stop being such a woke sealion.
by Old Phardt June 05, 2022
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Wokiversity

An "educational" institution formerly dedicated to the collective search for truth, now dedicated to anti-White racism, the denial of black agency, misogyny, female erasure, and pimping for sadistic paedophilia.
I'm not paying £££ to have my kids brainwashed at Oxford Wokiversity.
by Old Phardt September 07, 2023
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transmengele

Surgeon specialising in the genital mutilation of gender-dysphoric children
I don't use Starbucks because they donate money to the Mermaids "charity", which is basically a front for transmengeles.
by Old Phardt February 14, 2023
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