Old Phardt's definitions

Woke sealion

Person who makes unreasonable demands for evidence of the existence of cancel culture.

Smith: If I criticised Black Lives Matter's disgusting racism at work, I'd lose my job.
Jones: Prove it.
Smith: Oh for God's sake stop being such a woke sealion.

by Old Phardt June 5, 2022

Take offence

What you should always try to cause the woke scum to do

Kathleen Stock's pungent common sense on the question of gender ideology caused the woke scum to take offence, which is good because you should always try to cause as much offence as possible to people who think it's ok to castrate children and imprison rapists with women.

by Old Phardt July 25, 2023

Taking the knee

Woke racist lunge exercise

I'm not watching the footie again until the morons stop "taking the knee"

by Old Phardt December 30, 2021

Wokiversity

An "educational" institution formerly dedicated to the collective search for truth, now dedicated to anti-White racism, the denial of black agency, misogyny, female erasure, and pimping for sadistic paedophilia.

I'm not paying £££ to have my kids brainwashed at Oxford Wokiversity.

by Old Phardt September 7, 2023

Woke scum

Blue-haired racist misogynist maskurbating fascistic antisemitic sociopath who advocates child mutilation.

The woke scum should be denied jobs, housing, internet access, and banking facilities.

by Old Phardt May 13, 2024

You people

The correct vocative pronoun to be deployed whenever talking to a woke person

Why do you people want to imprison rapists with women? Why do you people want to castrate young boys?

by Old Phardt August 24, 2023

Bull ring

Nasal septum piercing, used by Farmer Giles to lead his obese blue-haired interpersonally obnoxious livestock from laystall to abbatoir.

"Daisy's bull ring is looking rather crusty. Their piercing must have gone septic."
"Rub it with Brasso, that I may get a good price for the woke moo."

by Old Phardt August 28, 2023