Old Phardt's definitions

Woke scum

Blue-haired racist misogynist maskurbating fascistic antisemitic sociopath who advocates child mutilation.

The woke scum should be denied jobs, housing, internet access, and banking facilities.

by Old Phardt May 13, 2024

Woke sealion

Person who makes unreasonable demands for evidence of the existence of cancel culture.

Smith: If I criticised Black Lives Matter's disgusting racism at work, I'd lose my job.
Jones: Prove it.
Smith: Oh for God's sake stop being such a woke sealion.

by Old Phardt June 5, 2022

Wokalzheimer's Disease

Dementia arising from the formation of protein plaque on brain surfaces, prevalent among late stage anti-White racists, antisemites and transvestites. Symptoms include morbid obesity, polychromatic fur growth, sadistic paedophilia, violent and often murderous outbursts, and loss of ability to reason.

After Patrick put on 200 pounds, died they/them's hair blue, engraved several bullets with the words "I hate Jews and crackers", and developed a habit of hanging around in the female toilets in hotpants and white kneesocks, the people who looked after they/them came to the reluctant decision that a period of confinement in a secure hospital was the only remedy for they/them's Wokalzheimer's Disease.

by Old Phardt October 3, 2025

Wokiversity

An "educational" institution formerly dedicated to the collective search for truth, now dedicated to anti-White racism, the denial of black agency, misogyny, female erasure, and pimping for sadistic paedophilia.

I'm not paying £££ to have my kids brainwashed at Oxford Wokiversity.

by Old Phardt September 7, 2023

You people

The correct vocative pronoun to be deployed whenever talking to a woke person

Why do you people want to imprison rapists with women? Why do you people want to castrate young boys?

by Old Phardt August 24, 2023

Bull ring

Nasal septum piercing, used by Farmer Giles to lead his obese blue-haired interpersonally obnoxious livestock from laystall to abbatoir.

"Daisy's bull ring is looking rather crusty. Their piercing must have gone septic."
"Rub it with Brasso, that I may get a good price for the woke moo."

by Old Phardt August 28, 2023

Wokaposematism

The phenomenon whereby a pseudo-progressive person advertises his/her toxicity by sporting e.g. blue hair (q.v. wokewoad) or an infected nasal septum piercing.

"The discharge from Tracy's nose has turned green."
"Yes, it really is a splendid example of wokaposematism isn't it."

by Old Phardt March 18, 2023