Take offence

What you should always try to cause the woke scum to do
Kathleen Stock's pungent common sense on the question of gender ideology caused the woke scum to take offence, which is good because you should always try to cause as much offence as possible to people who think it's ok to castrate children and imprison rapists with women.
by Old Phardt July 25, 2023
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Taking the knee

I'm not watching the footie again until the morons stop "taking the knee"
by Old Phardt December 30, 2021
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Wokaposematism

The phenomenon whereby a pseudo-progressive person advertises his/her toxicity by sporting e.g. blue hair (q.v. wokewoad) or an infected nasal septum piercing.
"The discharge from Tracy's nose has turned green."
"Yes, it really is a splendid example of wokaposematism isn't it."
by Old Phardt March 18, 2023
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Woke sealion

Person who makes unreasonable demands for evidence of the existence of cancel culture.
Smith: If I criticised Black Lives Matter's disgusting racism at work, I'd lose my job.
Jones: Prove it.
Smith: Oh for God's sake stop being such a woke sealion.
by Old Phardt June 05, 2022
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Bull ring

Nasal septum piercing, used by Farmer Giles to lead his obese blue-haired interpersonally obnoxious livestock from laystall to abbatoir.
"Daisy's bull ring is looking rather crusty. Their piercing must have gone septic."
"Rub it with Brasso, that I may get a good price for the woke moo."
by Old Phardt August 28, 2023
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You people

The correct vocative pronoun to be deployed whenever talking to a woke person
Why do you people want to imprison rapists with women? Why do you people want to castrate young boys?
by Old Phardt August 24, 2023
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transmengele

Surgeon specialising in the genital mutilation of gender-dysphoric children
I don't use Starbucks because they donate money to the Mermaids "charity", which is basically a front for transmengeles.
by Old Phardt February 14, 2023
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