15 definitions by Old Phardt

Gratuitously unpleasant behaviour towards white people because of their race, usually 'performed' by other white people.
"The New York Times capitalises 'black' while not capitalising 'white'. Honestly, that's so woke racist."
by Old Phardt August 27, 2021
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The correct vocative pronoun to be deployed whenever talking to a woke person
Why do you people want to imprison rapists with women? Why do you people want to castrate young boys?
by Old Phardt August 25, 2023
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The phenomenon whereby a pseudo-progressive person advertises his/her toxicity by sporting e.g. blue hair (q.v. wokewoad) or an infected nasal septum piercing.
"The discharge from Tracy's nose has turned green."
"Yes, it really is a splendid example of wokaposematism isn't it."
by Old Phardt March 18, 2023
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Nasal septum piercing, used by Farmer Giles to lead his obese blue-haired interpersonally obnoxious livestock from laystall to abbatoir.
"Daisy's bull ring is looking rather crusty. Their piercing must have gone septic."
"Rub it with Brasso, that I may get a good price for the woke moo."
by Old Phardt August 28, 2023
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Person who makes unreasonable demands for evidence of the existence of cancel culture.
Smith: If I criticised Black Lives Matter's disgusting racism at work, I'd lose my job.
Jones: Prove it.
Smith: Oh for God's sake stop being such a woke sealion.
by Old Phardt June 5, 2022
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Surgeon specialising in the genital mutilation of gender-dysphoric children
I don't use Starbucks because they donate money to the Mermaids "charity", which is basically a front for transmengeles.
by Old Phardt February 14, 2023
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An "educational" institution formerly dedicated to the collective search for truth, now dedicated to anti-White racism, the denial of black agency, misogyny, female erasure, and pimping for sadistic paedophilia.
I'm not paying £££ to have my kids brainwashed at Oxford Wokiversity.
by Old Phardt September 7, 2023
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