by Old Man Neltson February 01, 2021
Get the Tugboat mug.Related to the Chupacabra the Chuckacabra is an actual goat fucker terrorizing flocks throughout the southwest.
"I'm not too sure about that guy. He acts like he's your friend but word is he's a total Chuckacabra"
by Old Man Neltson February 06, 2021
Get the Chuckacabra mug.A group of men, usually led by someone named Derek, who meet up at a secret gym to engage in anal sex.
Dan: Looking forward to some Matroom 13 baton strikes this weekend. I wonder when Derek is going to let us know where we're meeting up.
Jason: I know right? Probably near an emergency room this time. He really had it rough with Scott and his crew really tore him up last go around. I had to get him to a doctor the next day. But he loves it so we'll see...
Jason: I know right? Probably near an emergency room this time. He really had it rough with Scott and his crew really tore him up last go around. I had to get him to a doctor the next day. But he loves it so we'll see...
by Old Man Neltson July 26, 2023
Get the Baton Strikes mug.When your child is so fucking stupid, failing every class and showing no signs that there's no hope they'll ever graduate and move out. It's the last resort is initiated by the parents; an emergency hook up to see if anything can be "worked out".
Dad: Connie, have you seen Norman's latest report card? Goddamn it! How can this boy be so fucking stupid? He's failing 12th grade for the second year in a row. It's even worse this year than last year!!
Mom: I know Derek, but I have a solution. I have scheduled a parent teacher conference this weekend with the principal. I'm sure we'll work something out.
Dad: Whatever it takes. I can't this idiot living here one day past his 18th birthday!
Mom: I know Derek, but I have a solution. I have scheduled a parent teacher conference this weekend with the principal. I'm sure we'll work something out.
Dad: Whatever it takes. I can't this idiot living here one day past his 18th birthday!
by Old Man Neltson July 27, 2023
Get the Parent Teacher Conference mug.When someone, usually named Norman,
who is typically a backstabbing cocksucker, starts acting nice for no reason tipping you off that he's up to something.
who is typically a backstabbing cocksucker, starts acting nice for no reason tipping you off that he's up to something.
Jay: That damn Norman is up to something
Andrew: How's that?
Jay: Yesterday he was busy trying to fuck me in the ass with the boss and today he's acting like he's my best friend!
Andrew: Whoa! Totally UnNorman! Watch your back bro!
Andrew: How's that?
Jay: Yesterday he was busy trying to fuck me in the ass with the boss and today he's acting like he's my best friend!
Andrew: Whoa! Totally UnNorman! Watch your back bro!
by Old Man Neltson April 02, 2022
Get the UnNorman mug.Definition: A phrase that describes the motivation, encouragement and wisdom from Dutch proverbs
Hans: "why are you upset Jan?"
Jan: "I am just a little discouraged today"
Hans: "Let me encourage you with a trusted Dutchspiration"
Hans: "why are you upset Jan?"
Jan: "I am just a little discouraged today"
Hans: "Let me encourage you with a trusted Dutchspiration"
by Old Man Neltson January 29, 2021
Get the dutchspiration mug.The bad life choice that keeps on giving. When you were just supposed to go out for a gallon of milk and on the way home got curious about the action rumored taking place behind the Waffle House.
Mitch: "Damn Larry, you see that skank shivering that trucker's timber behind the Waffle House?"
Larry: "That's not just a skank, that's a dude! I hear Chuck got curious and caught a SethTD from him".
Larry: "That's not just a skank, that's a dude! I hear Chuck got curious and caught a SethTD from him".
by Old Man Neltson April 30, 2021
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