OhNo S.'s definitions

Chocolate USA

A short-lived independent rock band from the early 1990's. They had two albums called 'All Jets Are Gonna Fall Today' and 'Smoke Machine'. Its lead singer (Julian Koster) went on to work in bands like 'The Music Tapes' and 'Neutral Milk Hotel'.

Customer: Do you have anything by Chocolate USA?
CD Store Worker: No, we don't have anything by Chocolate USA.
Customer: Aw, geez! Better luck singing 'All Jets Are Gonna Fall Today'.

by OhNo S. October 1, 2022

Carkfung

A made-up swear word in a 1980 episode of the American sketch comedy series "Fridays".

Jim: What the carkfung is going on here?!

by OhNo S. August 28, 2022

Normalphobia

Someone (Usually SJWs) who are scared of cisgender of heterosexual people.

Someone on Twitter has been accused of normalphobia.

by OhNo S. August 28, 2022

Jumping Box

What Mr. Burns calls the television in The Simpsons episode "Fraudcast News".

Mr. Burns: Now, let's see how I'm faring on the jumping box.
Smithers: You mean the television, sir?
Mr. Burns: Television, jumping box, pict-o-cube... just crank it up!

by OhNo S. August 28, 2022

Homopluviaphobia

Fear of the 1988 box office hit 'Rain Man".

Some guy: My mom has homopluviaphobia. Fear of the film 'Rain Man'. She believes the film is offensive to autistic people. I knew a lot of autistic people who love the Rain Man. The same way as how Mexicans love Speedy Gonzales.

by OhNo S. November 10, 2022

Normalphobia

Someone (Usually SJWs) who are scared of cisgender or heterosexual people.

Somebody online has been accused of normalphobia.

by OhNo S. August 29, 2022

Ceemen

A better pronunciation for the word "semen".

1. I have no ceemen samples.
2. You know that word is filtered in Minecraft.

by OhNo S. September 18, 2022