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An expression commonly used in softball as a complement for a batter who correctly avoids batting when the pitcher throws a “ball” instead of a potential “strike”.
Rob: **avoids hitting a “ball” in a softball game**
Mary: **yelling from the stands** GOOD EYE ROBBY! GOOD EYE!!!
Mary: **yelling from the stands** GOOD EYE ROBBY! GOOD EYE!!!
by OffBeatDrummer May 7, 2022
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It's a term reappropriated from Computer Science, which reappropriated it from Garbage Collection Trucks.
It's a term reappropriated from Computer Science, which reappropriated it from Garbage Collection Trucks.
Steve: What happened to that office delivery dude that keeps delivering a Hawaiian Pizza every time we order Deep Dish Pizza?
Richmond: Garbage Collected! We had him escorted out of the office building yesterday and told him to never come back again!
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Monica: This girl keeps showing up to class drunk! The teacher finally had her garbage collected!
Samantha: And, what might that mean exactly!?! Did the teacher pick up the trash from around her seat at class or something?
Monica: No need. She was the trash!! He picked her up and took her out with the trash, telling her she was suspended from class for the entire semester!
Richmond: Garbage Collected! We had him escorted out of the office building yesterday and told him to never come back again!
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Monica: This girl keeps showing up to class drunk! The teacher finally had her garbage collected!
Samantha: And, what might that mean exactly!?! Did the teacher pick up the trash from around her seat at class or something?
Monica: No need. She was the trash!! He picked her up and took her out with the trash, telling her she was suspended from class for the entire semester!
by OffBeatDrummer November 24, 2020
Get the Garbage Collected mug.An unvacation is a nice trip that you take to pamper yourself or to enjoy some activity while still working full time or part time.
It is especially applicable to people who have the job flexibility of remote work.
For example, a person taking an unvacation to Cancun might decide to work full time during the day and party every evening, or otherwise work evenings and go to the beach during the day.
It is especially applicable to people who have the job flexibility of remote work.
For example, a person taking an unvacation to Cancun might decide to work full time during the day and party every evening, or otherwise work evenings and go to the beach during the day.
Samantha: Guess where I’m heading next week?
Majorie: Hawaii?
Samantha: Yes, I’ll be there all of next week.
Majorie: Wait! Don’t you have work to do?
Samantha: I do, and I will be getting it all done from Hawaii. This will be an awesome unvacation!!!
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Steven: I’m flying to Boston next week to see the Red Sox play 3 nights in a row.
Gregory: Aren’t you out of vacation days this year… how are you gonna pull that off?
Steven: I’ll work remotely every day during the day, and then attend baseball games in the evening. This will be an epic unvacation!
Majorie: Hawaii?
Samantha: Yes, I’ll be there all of next week.
Majorie: Wait! Don’t you have work to do?
Samantha: I do, and I will be getting it all done from Hawaii. This will be an awesome unvacation!!!
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Steven: I’m flying to Boston next week to see the Red Sox play 3 nights in a row.
Gregory: Aren’t you out of vacation days this year… how are you gonna pull that off?
Steven: I’ll work remotely every day during the day, and then attend baseball games in the evening. This will be an epic unvacation!
by OffBeatDrummer June 24, 2022
Get the Unvacation mug.Noah: Can you believe this?! Someone tried to break into my house in the middle of the night!
Luke: Did you call 911?
Noah: No, he got the hockey stick treatment!
Luke: Did you call 911?
Noah: No, he got the hockey stick treatment!
by OffBeatDrummer September 26, 2023
Get the Hockey Stick Treatment mug.Josh: This barista messed up my coffee again... I told him many times, no whipped cream, but he won't listen. The coffee is disgusting. I'm done with Starfucks.
Dave: Must be one of them fagidiots who add whipped cream to hint to customers they'd like their whipped cream in their mouth
Dave: Must be one of them fagidiots who add whipped cream to hint to customers they'd like their whipped cream in their mouth
by OffBeatDrummer October 25, 2020
Get the Fagidiot mug.Steven: Hey Tom, what on earth is this thing doing at your home?
Tom: It's a fire pit. You've never seen one before?
Steven: Oh, I have seen many, but usually at the ski resort or in the woods
Tom: Yeah, I'm trying to pursue caveman unevolvism. That is relying on real wood and fire at home instead of central air-conditioning
Tom: It's a fire pit. You've never seen one before?
Steven: Oh, I have seen many, but usually at the ski resort or in the woods
Tom: Yeah, I'm trying to pursue caveman unevolvism. That is relying on real wood and fire at home instead of central air-conditioning
by OffBeatDrummer November 30, 2020
Get the unevolvism mug.Stephanie: Guess who I ran into yesterday?
Caroline: And, who might that be?
Stephanie: Scott's girlfriend!
Caroline: Oh no!
Stephanie: And, she wouldn't stop yapping about her new degree in "Women's Studies"... I mean how much more of a dummy could she be to want to do a whole degree about what she should have known to begin with by being a woman!?!
Caroline: Yeah, she is just a lamester you know!?! What else did you expect?!
Stephanie: Well, I expected some class... but, I got trash! Scott has become quite lame too for going out with such a woman!
Caroline: Tell me about it. I think I'm deleting him from my friends' circle of trust. Lame people have no place among us!
Caroline: And, who might that be?
Stephanie: Scott's girlfriend!
Caroline: Oh no!
Stephanie: And, she wouldn't stop yapping about her new degree in "Women's Studies"... I mean how much more of a dummy could she be to want to do a whole degree about what she should have known to begin with by being a woman!?!
Caroline: Yeah, she is just a lamester you know!?! What else did you expect?!
Stephanie: Well, I expected some class... but, I got trash! Scott has become quite lame too for going out with such a woman!
Caroline: Tell me about it. I think I'm deleting him from my friends' circle of trust. Lame people have no place among us!
by OffBeatDrummer October 26, 2020
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