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A beneather is someone who automatically puts themselves beneath others by behaving inappropriately and lowering their social status as a result. Due to their own negligent self-unaware improper behavior, a beneather loses the respect of everyone and becomes a stomping ground for others without people being aware they are stomping on the beneather. A beneather often becomes an inadvertant stepping stone for others during their climb of the ladder of life.
John: Hey, care to give a buck to the poor for Christmas?
Bob: Christmas! Do you really believe in that crap!?! Do you even know what Christmas is really all about!? It's consumerism! I don't give during Christmas. This is just a sham to cheat me out of a good buck!
John (ignoring Bob as just a beneather): Susie! Wanna give a buck to the poor for Christmas?
Susie: Sure! Go ahead! Here are $10 bucks!
Later on, John, Susie, and everyone else at their little company avoids inviting Bob to the Christmas party!
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Edward: Hi, would you mind helping me with this data analysis problem?
George: You need my help? What does that say about your math skills?!
Edwards (realizes George is just a beneather): Jonathan! I heard you're quite crafty with data analysis problems. Mind lending me a hand?!
Jonathan: Sure, why not!
A few weeks later...
George: Hey Edward! I've been trying to use this visualization tool, but my comptuer keeps going bust and I am almost gonna miss the deadline. Can you help me?
Edward: Sure!
George (noticing Edward is slow): Edward! Are you sure you know what you're doing!? You're so slow... I could have solved this problem on my own!
Edward: I'll leave you to it then.
A few days later... George gets fired! Eventually, he is begging on the street and his coworkers pass by him without ever recognizing him. They drop him a buck every now and then, and feel happy they are helping the community, but George is not happy! The end of a beneather!
Bob: Christmas! Do you really believe in that crap!?! Do you even know what Christmas is really all about!? It's consumerism! I don't give during Christmas. This is just a sham to cheat me out of a good buck!
John (ignoring Bob as just a beneather): Susie! Wanna give a buck to the poor for Christmas?
Susie: Sure! Go ahead! Here are $10 bucks!
Later on, John, Susie, and everyone else at their little company avoids inviting Bob to the Christmas party!
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Edward: Hi, would you mind helping me with this data analysis problem?
George: You need my help? What does that say about your math skills?!
Edwards (realizes George is just a beneather): Jonathan! I heard you're quite crafty with data analysis problems. Mind lending me a hand?!
Jonathan: Sure, why not!
A few weeks later...
George: Hey Edward! I've been trying to use this visualization tool, but my comptuer keeps going bust and I am almost gonna miss the deadline. Can you help me?
Edward: Sure!
George (noticing Edward is slow): Edward! Are you sure you know what you're doing!? You're so slow... I could have solved this problem on my own!
Edward: I'll leave you to it then.
A few days later... George gets fired! Eventually, he is begging on the street and his coworkers pass by him without ever recognizing him. They drop him a buck every now and then, and feel happy they are helping the community, but George is not happy! The end of a beneather!
by OffBeatDrummer December 16, 2021
Get the Beneathermug. A BIFI website run by faggots and populated by faggots and faggot wannabes, who think being a hacker is “cool”; not realizing that hackers are the lowest form of techy existence and are always lower than dirt.
Dade: Look at this Jonny! Hackers have shared code on Hacker News on how to program a butt plug!
Jonny: Wow! Let's get f*cked in the a$$! Hacking is f*cking COOL!!!
Jonny: Wow! Let's get f*cked in the a$$! Hacking is f*cking COOL!!!
by OffBeatDrummer May 7, 2022
Get the Hacker Newsmug. The Yoda of idiocy. That is someone who is so idiotic, they're like Yoda from Star Wars unwittingly jumping and slashing his lightsaber over and over a thousand times with idiotic actions!
Also, another spelling/pronunciation of idiota.
Also, another spelling/pronunciation of idiota.
Breana: Huh! You did what?!! Drop the bathtub stopper in the trash while cleaning the bathroom!!?! But, why!??
Anastasia: Umm. I thought it was a piece of soap.
Breana: So, you drop soap in the trash!??!
Anastasia: Errr...I didn't mean to.
Breana: What do you mean you didn't mean to!? You just told me you did it!
Anastasia: Umm. Errr...sorry ma'am! I won't do that ever again!
Breana: What makes you think you'll get another chance!?! You're like the idiyoda of house cleaning. You're fired!!!
Anastasia: Umm. I thought it was a piece of soap.
Breana: So, you drop soap in the trash!??!
Anastasia: Errr...I didn't mean to.
Breana: What do you mean you didn't mean to!? You just told me you did it!
Anastasia: Umm. Errr...sorry ma'am! I won't do that ever again!
Breana: What makes you think you'll get another chance!?! You're like the idiyoda of house cleaning. You're fired!!!
by OffBeatDrummer November 10, 2020
Get the idiyodamug. Bob: Unlike those idiot roommates, I make sure to clean the dishes with both water and soap, not just water alone!
Suzie: Your roommates are no match for you in dishwashing skills. Inferiorites!
Jonathan: Man, I get back to the office from my vacation, and I finish the pending work of 20 employees with just a few strokes on the keyboard. I don't get what the hell they were doing in my absence. Either they're complete idiots or they were slacking off the entire time. A bunch of inferiorites!
Pete: All hail the mighty Jonathan for finally coming back and showing them how it's done!
Beth: My neighbors pay thousands of dollars to make sure their grass is green and yet you still stumble upon weeds in their garden. I mean, I only took one gardening class, and my backyard is spotless and clean of weeds.
Deborah: Did you try telling them how to take care of the weeds?
Beth: I sure did! They spoke dismissively saying "What would someone who took one class in gardening know compared to expert professionals we pay thousands of dollars to?!"
Deborah: Sounds like they're the ones who don't know what's what. Inferiorites... and, money can't save them... let's just leave it at that!
Suzie: Your roommates are no match for you in dishwashing skills. Inferiorites!
Jonathan: Man, I get back to the office from my vacation, and I finish the pending work of 20 employees with just a few strokes on the keyboard. I don't get what the hell they were doing in my absence. Either they're complete idiots or they were slacking off the entire time. A bunch of inferiorites!
Pete: All hail the mighty Jonathan for finally coming back and showing them how it's done!
Beth: My neighbors pay thousands of dollars to make sure their grass is green and yet you still stumble upon weeds in their garden. I mean, I only took one gardening class, and my backyard is spotless and clean of weeds.
Deborah: Did you try telling them how to take care of the weeds?
Beth: I sure did! They spoke dismissively saying "What would someone who took one class in gardening know compared to expert professionals we pay thousands of dollars to?!"
Deborah: Sounds like they're the ones who don't know what's what. Inferiorites... and, money can't save them... let's just leave it at that!
by OffBeatDrummer October 27, 2020
Get the Inferioritemug. Tom: Check out this official marketing email I received from the CEO of Soaps R Us!
Stephen: It’s got lameoji written all over it. What is he like…5?!!
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Antoinette: What is up with Kevin from my math class?! He keeps sending me texts during class littered with lameojis. Grow up! We’re in high school for heaven’s sake!
Joan: You might want to block his number or just ask Darrin, the class computer whiz, to program a lameoji blocker for you!
Stephen: It’s got lameoji written all over it. What is he like…5?!!
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Antoinette: What is up with Kevin from my math class?! He keeps sending me texts during class littered with lameojis. Grow up! We’re in high school for heaven’s sake!
Joan: You might want to block his number or just ask Darrin, the class computer whiz, to program a lameoji blocker for you!
by OffBeatDrummer December 19, 2021
Get the Lameojimug. Tommy: you saw what idiot Beckham did on TV yesterday?
Johnny: yes, he's no soccer idol... a patheticon at best
Tommy: what about his ludicrous display last night?
Johnny: pathetic... totally pathetic!
Johnny: yes, he's no soccer idol... a patheticon at best
Tommy: what about his ludicrous display last night?
Johnny: pathetic... totally pathetic!
by OffBeatDrummer October 26, 2020
Get the Patheticonmug. This is just an abbreviation of Buffy the Vampire Slayer's saying to Spike: "You're Beneath Me"
A beneather is simply someone who is beneath us.
A beneather is simply someone who is beneath us.
Derick: So, this recruiter calls me up out of nowhere and starts yapping his sales pitch without even saying hello or asking me how I'm doing.
Sarah: Doesn't sound like a good start.
Derick: Not at all. He then goes on and on about how great his company is. I couldn't get any word out before he started asking me interview questions afterwards. I mean, hello! I'm not even interested!
Sarah: This guy's got no manners whatsoever.
Derick: I know. A total beneather!
Sarah: Doesn't sound like a good start.
Derick: Not at all. He then goes on and on about how great his company is. I couldn't get any word out before he started asking me interview questions afterwards. I mean, hello! I'm not even interested!
Sarah: This guy's got no manners whatsoever.
Derick: I know. A total beneather!
by OffBeatDrummer November 2, 2020
Get the Beneathermug.