Definitions by Nunya Buisness

toilet ass 

Whenever you have a really long crap that takes half an hour,then you get up and your ass cheeks are strechrd out and theres a big red ring around your ass.

after dinner i went for a crap and got toilet ass.

toilet ass by Nunya Buisness October 13, 2006

rap 

Rap stands for Retards,Attempting,Poetry.

Person#1:I used to like rap till i listened to real music,now i know rap is a bunch of faggoty bullshit.

Person#2:yup

rap by Nunya Buisness September 25, 2006

hartman 

That funny ass gunnery seargent from the movie "full metal jacket"

He was an actual gunnery seargent who served in Vietman.

Hartman:How tall are you private?
Prvt Cowboy:sir 5 foot 3 sir.
Hartman:Jesus!I dind't know they stacked shit that high!

Hartman:HOLY DOG SHIT! What the fuck is that!
Prvt Pyle:sir a jelly donut sir.

hartman by Nunya Buisness August 22, 2006

cauliflour ear 

Usually on or boxers, cauliflour ear is when you get hit in the ear really hard alot and it looks like a swollen piece of cauliflour.

Ted:He looks like a veggie head.
Joe:you idiot, it's cauliflour ear.

cauliflour ear by Nunya Buisness August 19, 2006

sitcom

Short for situational comedy.
Some good sitcoms are Seinfeld,Married withchildren,cheers, and happy days.

Ted:Happy days is the best sitcom.
Joe:umm...yup.

sitcom by Nunya Buisness August 19, 2006

sitara 

The name of that hot chick on "you bet your ass" a game show on comedy network.
sitara is the only reason most people watch the show.
She always wears those stupid shirts you buy off the internet.

Ted:why are you watching this stupid show?
Ben:because of that chick sitara.

sitara by Nunya Buisness August 18, 2006

shnirt

A wad of snot propelled out of your nose and on to your shirt.
Usually at parties when talking to someone important.
Shirt+Snot=Shnirt

Ted:Achoo!
Joe:Hey Ted you got a shnirt!

shnirt by Nunya Buisness August 16, 2006