Hartman 

1. The surname Hartman means hardy/strong-man. Hartmans are an odd breed of Germans. Members of the Hartman Clan can usually be seen frequenting bars, Vietnamese whore houses and church all on the same day.

Rare strains of Hartmans enjoy drinking milkshakes while lifting weights and listening to a playlist compiled with musicians such as Death From Above 1979, old school Sugar Ray, the Backstreet Boys, Jack Johnson, William Shatner, and Culture Club.

Can also be used as an adjective or a verb.

2. A move that can be used in bed to sate even the most insatiable of nymphos. Can be used as a noun for the move, or a verb (to do the move).

1. "Hartman! Stop licking the tar!"

2. "Wow! Where did you learn to Hartman like that?!"

Hartman by M. Hartman August 1, 2006

hartman 

That funny ass gunnery seargent from the movie "full metal jacket"

He was an actual gunnery seargent who served in Vietman.

Hartman:How tall are you private?
Prvt Cowboy:sir 5 foot 3 sir.
Hartman:Jesus!I dind't know they stacked shit that high!

Hartman:HOLY DOG SHIT! What the fuck is that!
Prvt Pyle:sir a jelly donut sir.

hartman by Nunya Buisness August 22, 2006

Hartman 

A total disappointment no matter what they try to do, fails at everything in life. Usually fat and has a gamer dad. Enjoys sports but isn’t particularly good at them. (Typically gay)

You are such a Hartman Andrew

Hartman by Fiire boy November 11, 2019

hartman joint 

A Hartman Joint is a joint that is rolled with so much love and strong weed
That most of your friends dont want it back again after passing it to the left because its to strong.

1:Dude! Not again a hartman joint!

2:Damn this Joint is Hartman!
3:I cant smoke this joint anymore its to Hartman!

hartman joint by Hartman-san January 28, 2016

Hartman disease 

An illness that befalls among horny teenagers when they haven't gotten any action in awhile; feels like everyone you see you want to hook up with them.

I can't believe I hooked up with that girl...she's so ugly! I must have Hartman disease.

Hartman disease by unnamed February 4, 2004

Sergeant Hartman 

The badass gunnery sergeant from stanley kubrick's full metal jacket. He enjoys humiliating his privates and eventually gets shot by Private Pyle. He's played by R. Lee Ermey.

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human-fucking-beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn: I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers; here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that? --Sergeant Hartman's speech to recrues

Sergeant Hartman by Agamennone December 27, 2011

Phil Hartman 

A brilliantly talented actor who is best known for his roles on The Simpsons and Saturday Night Live, sadly he passed away when his wife murdered him in his sleep before committing suicide herself.

RIP Phil Hartman 1948-1998

Phil Hartman by predeckis May 21, 2006