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Definitions by NotPieGuy

An intelligent species of bipedal, mostly-hairless mammals that are the current dominant species on the planet Earth. Unless you're an alien geologist that just dug up an old server and is studying the definitions on Urban Dictionary, you are one of these humans.
Humans create the most advanced, most complex societies currently known to exist, orders of magnitude more complicated than even ant societies. As we industrialized our homeworld, we started altering the environment, both in positive and negative ways. Artificial reefs help to bolster marine life while pollution from our factories, power plants and industrial sectors is accelerating the deterioration of global ecosystems.
Humans are going to leave Earth soon, though, and begin colonizing other worlds. This is called an "interplanetary civilization." The current main target is Mars, the fourth planet in the solar system. As space technology advances, we come closer and closer to our future destiny of a space-faring civilization.
Humans are mainly known for being pessimistic fucks that can't stop fighting over meaningless red herrings. However, people who like to point this out often are pessimistic fucks themselves that don't do anything to advance society and instead just whine and complain, pretending to be depressed over a few problems that humanity has. It's absolutely awful.
Seriously. Shut the fuck up and move on with your life. God damnit.
John: Humans are pretty cool.
Sam: Narcissist...
Humans by NotPieGuy March 5, 2021

The Voices 

The voices in your head that tell you to do things.
The Voices by NotPieGuy February 25, 2021
Trying to be cool and unique by saying "based" instead of "agreeable."
John: What do you think of slang?
Sam: It's a drag.
John: Meh.
Slang by NotPieGuy February 5, 2021

FUEL LOW 

The last thing Kobe Bryant ever heard.
Kobe Bryant: What does "FUEL LOW" mean?
Pilot: You're about to find out!
FUEL LOW by NotPieGuy January 28, 2021

Nightmarish Hellscape

Also called, "Earth."
Nightmarish Hellscape by NotPieGuy January 27, 2021

iDubbbzTV 

The most epic human being in the history of the universe. Even more epic than Ninja.
iDubbbzTV is an epic gamer.
iDubbbzTV by NotPieGuy January 26, 2021

Resonance 

The song that makes you forget that the world is shitty for three minutes.
Sam: I hate my life. I'm gonna listen to Resonance.
John: Don't leave me out! I want to forget that life sucks too!
Resonance by NotPieGuy January 26, 2021