Definitions by Not-gonna-tellya

Waflicate 

Figuring out how many types of waffle and fruit or ice cream combinations you can order at I-Hop.

I waflicated that I could have 2,000 combinations of waffles and fruit, 3,700 combinations of waffles and various flavors of ice cream, and 111,514 combinations of waffles with both fruit AND ice cream.

Waflicate by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Academic Decathlon

Intellectual challenge whereby contestants:
1. Swim the English Channel while spelling all the words in the Oxford dictionary that start with the letter "E"
2. Rid a bicycle while reciting Ophelia's role from "Hamlet"
3. Run six miles wearing a graduation cap with tassel while singing old college drinking songs.
Winner gets to become a member of the Supreme Court.

I wonder if the Academic Decathalon will provide us with a conservative or a liberal?

Academic Decathlon by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Jabbage 

A salad made from shredded cabbage and Jicama.

Mother served Jabbage along with our knackwurst and sauerkraut.

Jabbage by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

gabillion 

The amount of frivolous government spending of my hard-earned tax dollars.

Congress passed a gabillion dollar budget for 2005.

gabillion by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

mabbot 

Childish definition of those white squiggly offspring of flies.

"Mommy! Look at those mabbots on Daddy's corpse!"

mabbot by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

da cunt 

Verbal shorthand for "The Count", as in "The Count of Monte Cristo."

Hey man, the teacher made us read "Da Cunt" and write an essay about it.

da cunt by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Eagle Scout Project 

A group of otherwise popular and attractive females having charity sex with an undesirable male.

That guy is really ugly, has no money, and probably hasn't ever been laid. He needs an Eagle Scout Project for the one and only time in his pitiful life. Put on your blindfolds and nose plugs. Let's go girls!

Eagle Scout Project by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005