Norbert 's definitions

pop

1. the improper version of soda
2. the sound made when removing ones finger from their ass or another's ass

Could i get a pop? (the conflict between the two defintions of this word arises from this statement, does one mean, i would like a carbonated beverage, or does it mean i would like a finger up my ass?)

by norbert April 13, 2003

fugu

very simliar similiar to karma

Oh no that's bad foogoo!

by norbert April 13, 2003

klixee

an extremely annoying being on metal rods. joined at the hip with beings who do not want it around (awww) (not) and who clicks her fingers and rods in an eerie way, that echoes through the night. click, click. may well be a lesbian.

click, click, the crempog's coming!
quick, look busy!
klixee:wouldn't it be funny if the gym teacher was a pole dancer?
crayolians:no! images!!!

by norbert July 16, 2004

Ethan

A complete and total homosexual

Ethan is gay

by Norbert March 10, 2024

lisdexia

n. the act of transposing letters in ones mind then speaking/writting these letters incorrecting

god i think i'm lisdexic

by norbert April 13, 2003

radio

1. A device that uses crystals and wire to pick up a signal sent through packs of waves through the air to produce sound
2.a box that plays shitty music

1. in electronics class we had to make a radio
2. that cd sounds just like the radio

by norbert April 13, 2003

ignorant

adj. lacking knowledge

half of the people on this website are ignorant and should learn to spell. especially those stupid cynical bastards who contradict themselves.

by norbert April 13, 2003