klixee

an extremely annoying being on metal rods. joined at the hip with beings who do not want it around (awww) (not) and who clicks her fingers and rods in an eerie way, that echoes through the night. click, click. may well be a lesbian.

click, click, the crempog's coming!
quick, look busy!
klixee:wouldn't it be funny if the gym teacher was a pole dancer?
crayolians:no! images!!!

klixee by norbert July 16, 2004

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Klixen

A way of pleasuring a penis by oral sex. usually slow and teasing, involving pressing hands and only the tongue. once thought to be the name of a porn star. this style of oral sex is usually directed to the group of people that are more turned on by gentle slow touches

She has a very Klixen way of touching me there......there in my notty square

Klixen by GabenTheThird December 12, 2014

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Klixer

Klixer is a (thing) that watches gas_homie. Klixer is sexy

Hey guys have you heard of (klixer)? No, (Johnny) but I’m doing the klixer dance

Klixer by KlixerIsCute January 15, 2022

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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