norbert's definitions

CF

Shorthand for clusterfuck. Can be used when not wanting another person to know what you're really saying or when you want to avoid being vulgar.

Hey Johnny, this gangbang is such a CF...

by Norbert March 4, 2004

klixee

an extremely annoying being on metal rods. joined at the hip with beings who do not want it around (awww) (not) and who clicks her fingers and rods in an eerie way, that echoes through the night. click, click. may well be a lesbian.

click, click, the crempog's coming!
quick, look busy!
klixee:wouldn't it be funny if the gym teacher was a pole dancer?
crayolians:no! images!!!

by norbert July 16, 2004

1337

pronounced leet, often in reference to the word elite, strangely derived from the year 1337 when the Muslims were finally able to defeat the Bizantine empire. They were truely the first 1337 kr3W h4x025

The uber army is 1337.

by norbert July 23, 2006

stonehenge

Referring to a drug addict, a crackhead

Karl: Did you bring teh shit?
John: Yea, yea, wait a second, stonehenge!

by norbert April 26, 2005

Time

an imagined reference created by man. can be extended by blocking ones senses. and yes this is true for time is only your own perception and therefore is altered

I was having an orgasm and time ceased to exist

by norbert April 13, 2003

lisdexia

n. the act of transposing letters in ones mind then speaking/writting these letters incorrecting

god i think i'm lisdexic

by norbert April 13, 2003

ignorant

adj. lacking knowledge

half of the people on this website are ignorant and should learn to spell. especially those stupid cynical bastards who contradict themselves.

by norbert April 13, 2003