Noodles's definitions

wanghandler

1) One who masturbates. Jack
2) An Idiot or fool
3) Asshat

1: "DUR HURR HURR HURR"
2: "Dude, you're such a fucking wanghandler."

by Noodles February 19, 2003

scrote

A nickname that is latin for scotum. As in a nutsac. What one would call a person by the name of Scott in latin class.

1. Yo Scrote, how much time we got left in Latin, I wanna go home and beat off.

2. Hey man you know what line of translation we're on? Nah sorry, i was sticking fake cocks into my mouth to make people laugh, ask Scrote.

by noodles April 2, 2003

Lumber

A word used to refer to a baseball bat but at the same time used as an innuendo for manmeat.

1. Yo lemme see your lumber, it's black right?

2. Need some help addin' lube to your lumber? I got the pine tar right here.

3. Whoah, your lumber is huge, i might need to use that sometime, maybe tonight... at the game.

by noodles April 2, 2003

shufferin shuckatash

What a certin cartoon character says when he/she is suprised. In stead of Oh my god! or omg

shufferin shuckatash! Its a badger!

by Noodles April 20, 2005

zeus

Father of Apollo on Mount Olympus, don't fuck with me i'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass, ZEUS! GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!?

Die Hard With a Vengeance (aka 3)

I'm gonna go all out zeus on you bitch!

and Judas Priest rocks! FUCK ALL UR PUSSY RAP SHIT!

by NooDLES October 13, 2004

fuzzy-wuzzy

Very cute, fuzzy and possibly baby-talk.
similar to Moo

ooga wooga fuzzy-wuzzy bunny-wunny!

by Noodles April 21, 2005

Ho stretch

A stretch performed by women sometimes unknowingly in which they lean back, most of the time with their head facing backwards, and expose their breasts for all males (and some females) to look at. The ho stretch reaches maximum potential (or "wordhotential/word") when the ribs are scratched.

1. would she stop performing the ho stretch already! Im pitchin a massive tent in my pants.
2. Oh man her breasts are so nice, i can tell by that ho stretch she just did.

by noodles April 2, 2003