Noodles's definitions

wanghandler

1) One who masturbates. Jack
2) An Idiot or fool
3) Asshat

1: "DUR HURR HURR HURR"
2: "Dude, you're such a fucking wanghandler."

by Noodles February 19, 2003

Dabble

To engage in, more specifically "Dabble in the dark arts." This means you are involved in consumption of alchohol and/or smoking of marajuana and any other drug.

1. Hey man, this saturday want to dabble in the dark arts?

2. Does he dabble in the dark arts?

3. Now that your mom is home no more dabbling in the dark arts.

by noodles April 2, 2003

yoink

Often used in conjunction with gank , the word 'Yoink' confers legitimate ownership of the 'ganked' item to the one who exclaimed 'Yoink!'

"Yoink! I have ganked your french fries!", exclaimed Bill.
"Damnation! They are now yours, regardless of my feelings!", declaimed Fred.

by Noodles February 19, 2003

wench

A abominable, annoying, bothersome, defective, disagreeable, disliked, displeasing, distasteful, dreaded, icky, inadmissible, incommodious, inconvenient, inexpedient, insufferable, loathed, loathsome, objectionable, obnoxious, offensive, offensive, outcast, rejected, repellent, repugnant, scorned, shunned, troublesome, unacceptable, unattractive, unlikable, unpleasing, unpopular, unsatisfactory, unsavory, unsought, unsuitable, unwanted, unwelcome, unwished for, or useless
woman.

With credit to thesaurus.com

"Because you are a wench, I will not hang out with you, Betty!"

by Noodles February 19, 2003

ice age

a long period of ice
or a movie
or what happens to my friends when its cold

you seen that new ice age called resident evil 3: farting mayhem?

when was the last ice age?

brr. my dick is having an ice age

whats an ice age? dunno, look it up on urban dictionary

by Noodles April 28, 2005

pornography

porn

I will now go and look at/watch/view pornography.

by Noodles February 19, 2003

b-rex

Short for wordbonosaurus/word. An swelling of the male member by the circulation of blood, also known as an erection. Used to refer to an erection in public.

1. You see that girl? She got major hotential, and gave me a massive b-rex.

2. Damnit, why did i wear sweatpants today! Now everyone can see my massive 8 inch b-rex!

by noodles April 17, 2006