by noodles May 27, 2004
1. Yo lemme see your lumber, it's black right?
2. Need some help addin' lube to your lumber? I got the pine tar right here.
3. Whoah, your lumber is huge, i might need to use that sometime, maybe tonight... at the game.
2. Need some help addin' lube to your lumber? I got the pine tar right here.
3. Whoah, your lumber is huge, i might need to use that sometime, maybe tonight... at the game.
by noodles April 03, 2003
by Noodles April 21, 2005
A stretch performed by women sometimes unknowingly in which they lean back, most of the time with their head facing backwards, and expose their breasts for all males (and some females) to look at. The ho stretch reaches maximum potential (or "wordhotential/word") when the ribs are scratched.
1. would she stop performing the ho stretch already! Im pitchin a massive tent in my pants.
2. Oh man her breasts are so nice, i can tell by that ho stretch she just did.
2. Oh man her breasts are so nice, i can tell by that ho stretch she just did.
by noodles April 03, 2003
To engage in, more specifically "Dabble in the dark arts." This means you are involved in consumption of alchohol and/or smoking of marajuana and any other drug.
1. Hey man, this saturday want to dabble in the dark arts?
2. Does he dabble in the dark arts?
3. Now that your mom is home no more dabbling in the dark arts.
2. Does he dabble in the dark arts?
3. Now that your mom is home no more dabbling in the dark arts.
by noodles April 03, 2003
A gem is something that is absolutely great. Usually preceded by the word 'absolute.' Popularized by a certain individual named Dave A.
by noodles May 27, 2004
Extremely harsh insult. Complination of: Mother Fucker, Assfuck, Cockmaster, Rimwhore, Dicksucker, DateRaper, ECT.
by Noodles September 08, 2003