24 definitions by NooDLES
1. Yo lemme see your lumber, it's black right?
2. Need some help addin' lube to your lumber? I got the pine tar right here.
3. Whoah, your lumber is huge, i might need to use that sometime, maybe tonight... at the game.
2. Need some help addin' lube to your lumber? I got the pine tar right here.
3. Whoah, your lumber is huge, i might need to use that sometime, maybe tonight... at the game.
by NooDLES April 3, 2003
by NooDLES April 21, 2005
Father of Apollo on Mount Olympus, don't fuck with me i'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass, ZEUS! GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!?
Die Hard With a Vengeance (aka 3)
Die Hard With a Vengeance (aka 3)
by NooDLES October 14, 2004
1.Slang term for boner, or erection.
2.What i get when i look at your mom.
3.object obtained when a woman performs the wordho stretch/word.
2.What i get when i look at your mom.
3.object obtained when a woman performs the wordho stretch/word.
1. Agh, get yo mutha fuggin bonosaurus out of my face its gonna give me nightmares!
2. Whoa, you see that ho-stretch? That thing's givin me a bonosaurus.
2. Whoa, you see that ho-stretch? That thing's givin me a bonosaurus.
by NooDLES April 3, 2003
A stretch performed by women sometimes unknowingly in which they lean back, most of the time with their head facing backwards, and expose their breasts for all males (and some females) to look at. The ho stretch reaches maximum potential (or "wordhotential/word") when the ribs are scratched.
1. would she stop performing the ho stretch already! Im pitchin a massive tent in my pants.
2. Oh man her breasts are so nice, i can tell by that ho stretch she just did.
2. Oh man her breasts are so nice, i can tell by that ho stretch she just did.
by NooDLES April 3, 2003
Originally derived from the noise one would make when trying to emulate a Techno song. Modified to describe something very good. Usually used in the verb form. 'oontz' and 'botz' are both interchangeable and pairable.
-Hes absolutely oontzing it today.
-He just completely botzed it, yes!
-Yeah, they oontz-botzed it, it was awesome.
-He just completely botzed it, yes!
-Yeah, they oontz-botzed it, it was awesome.
by NooDLES May 27, 2004