NiraMillson's definitions

megalomeiniac

mega / lo mein / iac

someone who is obsessed with chinese takeout

he's a megalomeiniac because he ordered chicken lo mein seven times this week!

by NiraMillson January 9, 2017

Delhi Savalas

A shaved-head actor from India, whose many roles include that of a police lieutenant in the city of the same name.

The Indian actor, Delhi Savalas, was fond of curried lollipops.

by NiraMillson July 11, 2016

repressed mammary

Some titty you done tried to forget.

Them tittys was knockin 2getha 4eva how could he of had a repressed mammary damn they was fine!

by NiraMillson December 21, 2016

das boot pirate

(1) One of many homosexual Nazi sailors.

(2) A homosexual depicted in Das Boot, a homoerotic movie about Nazi U-boat personnel.

Variation: Das Fruit Pirate.

(1) The rear admiral ordered das boot pirate to service his poop deck.

(2) The U-boat swallowed seamen the same way that das boot pirate swallowed semen.

by NiraMillson November 14, 2016

Lake Wobegonorrhea

The STD that people got from listening to Garrison Keillor too long.

"My doctor diagnosed me with Lake Wobegonorrhea," said the wife to the husband, "because I listened to Garrison Keillor too much on NPR."

by NiraMillson November 28, 2016

Doomp

A bowel movement, i.e., a "dump", in Ireland, Scotland, and Wales.

The Scotsman took a doomp.

"I just unveigled meself of a giant doomp, I did," said the Irishman to the Welsh.

by NiraMillson March 13, 2009