NiraMillson's definitions

buns of steel

Danielle Steel's rock-hard buttix.

Danielle Steel must work those glutes, because she's got some seriously hot buns of steel!

by NiraMillson September 13, 2016

Crispy Drawers

A dude's overused, unwashed, funky briefs (Jockey, BVD, Fruit of the Loom, etc.) that often feature a stripe of shit.

My man's crispy drawers been lyin' on the bathroom floor for a week -- they smell like welfare butt and government cheese.

by NiraMillson October 4, 2016

Lake Wobegonorrhea

The STD that people got from listening to Garrison Keillor too long.

"My doctor diagnosed me with Lake Wobegonorrhea," said the wife to the husband, "because I listened to Garrison Keillor too much on NPR."

by NiraMillson November 28, 2016

Herbicide

The slaying of people named Herb.

"When they shanked this guy named Herb in the showers," said the inmate, "it was Herbicide."

by NiraMillson July 12, 2016

das boot pirate

(1) One of many homosexual Nazi sailors.

(2) A homosexual depicted in Das Boot, a homoerotic movie about Nazi U-boat personnel.

Variation: Das Fruit Pirate.

(1) The rear admiral ordered das boot pirate to service his poop deck.

(2) The U-boat swallowed seamen the same way that das boot pirate swallowed semen.

by NiraMillson November 14, 2016

repressed mammary

Some titty you done tried to forget.

Them tittys was knockin 2getha 4eva how could he of had a repressed mammary damn they was fine!

by NiraMillson December 21, 2016