20 definitions by NiraMillson

skid mark row

A bad section of town where the bums have all shat their crispy drawers.

If a fella's down on his luck then he lives in Skid Row, but if he's also delivered a stripe of shit to his underwear, then he lives in Skid Mark Row.

by NiraMillson October 1, 2016

Stiffy Graf

A female tennis player who has a penis

Andre Fagassi must like dick because his wife Stiffy Graf is giving him her second serve

by NiraMillson April 9, 2021

Trussia

The new country formed by a secretive alliance between the Trump administration and Russia.

(Alt.) A male girdle in the Caucasus region.

We all know that Putin is the real power in Trussia, and that Trump is just his little bitch.

(Alt.) Yevgeny has to wear the Trussia now that he gave himself a hernia lifting the samovar.

by NiraMillson May 4, 2017

Lake Wobegonorrhea

The STD that people got from listening to Garrison Keillor too long.

"My doctor diagnosed me with Lake Wobegonorrhea," said the wife to the husband, "because I listened to Garrison Keillor too much on NPR."

by NiraMillson November 28, 2016

Delhi Savalas

A shaved-head actor from India, whose many roles include that of a police lieutenant in the city of the same name.

The Indian actor, Delhi Savalas, was fond of curried lollipops.

by NiraMillson July 11, 2016

megalomeiniac

mega / lo mein / iac

someone who is obsessed with chinese takeout

he's a megalomeiniac because he ordered chicken lo mein seven times this week!

by NiraMillson January 9, 2017