Trussia

The new country formed by a secretive alliance between the Trump administration and Russia.

(Alt.) A male girdle in the Caucasus region.

We all know that Putin is the real power in Trussia, and that Trump is just his little bitch.

(Alt.) Yevgeny has to wear the Trussia now that he gave himself a hernia lifting the samovar.

by NiraMillson May 04, 2017

Stiffy Graf

A female tennis player who has a penis

Andre Fagassi must like dick because his wife Stiffy Graf is giving him her second serve

by NiraMillson April 09, 2021

Lake Wobegonorrhea

The STD that people got from listening to Garrison Keillor too long.

"My doctor diagnosed me with Lake Wobegonorrhea," said the wife to the husband, "because I listened to Garrison Keillor too much on NPR."

by NiraMillson November 28, 2016

repressed mammary

Some titty you done tried to forget.

Them tittys was knockin 2getha 4eva how could he of had a repressed mammary damn they was fine!

by NiraMillson December 21, 2016

Crispy Drawers

A dude's overused, unwashed, funky briefs (Jockey, BVD, Fruit of the Loom, etc.) that often feature a stripe of shit.

My man's crispy drawers been lyin' on the bathroom floor for a week -- they smell like welfare butt and government cheese.

by NiraMillson October 04, 2016

dirtchute

(1.) Not simply the evacuation route for the common deuce but also with some "oppositional irony" (2.) the entry point for the male and prosthetic penis (e.g., jelly cock) -- usually during man-on-man intercourse, and at that, when the recipient is being referred to by the other(s) as "Shirley."

The burly, hairy inmate pumped the white collar criminal in the dirtchute -- "Take it, Shirley," he said -- to the applause of the other inmates in the penitentiary laundry facilities.

by NiraMillson June 19, 2010

Doomp

A bowel movement, i.e., a "dump", in Ireland, Scotland, and Wales.

The Scotsman took a doomp.

"I just unveigled meself of a giant doomp, I did," said the Irishman to the Welsh.

by NiraMillson March 14, 2009