Buttix

A misspelling of Buttocks, usually made by athletes, but occasionally people from other cultures.

Last night after football practice, mama whipped my buttix for eating all the cookies 'n' cream.

by NiraMillson September 23, 2016

megalomeiniac

mega / lo mein / iac

someone who is obsessed with chinese takeout

he's a megalomeiniac because he ordered chicken lo mein seven times this week!

by NiraMillson January 09, 2017

Stiffy Graf

A female tennis player who has a penis

Andre Fagassi must like dick because his wife Stiffy Graf is giving him her second serve

by NiraMillson April 09, 2021

Doomp

A bowel movement, i.e., a "dump", in Ireland, Scotland, and Wales.

The Scotsman took a doomp.

"I just unveigled meself of a giant doomp, I did," said the Irishman to the Welsh.

by NiraMillson March 13, 2009

Delhi Savalas

A shaved-head actor from India, whose many roles include that of a police lieutenant in the city of the same name.

The Indian actor, Delhi Savalas, was fond of curried lollipops.

by NiraMillson July 11, 2016

dirtchute

(1.) Not simply the evacuation route for the common deuce but also with some "oppositional irony" (2.) the entry point for the male and prosthetic penis (e.g., jelly cock) -- usually during man-on-man intercourse, and at that, when the recipient is being referred to by the other(s) as "Shirley."

The burly, hairy inmate pumped the white collar criminal in the dirtchute -- "Take it, Shirley," he said -- to the applause of the other inmates in the penitentiary laundry facilities.

by NiraMillson June 21, 2010

buns of steel

Danielle Steel's rock-hard buttix.

Danielle Steel must work those glutes, because she's got some seriously hot buns of steel!

by NiraMillson September 13, 2016