A misspelling of Buttocks, usually made by athletes, but occasionally people from other cultures.
Last night after football practice, mama whipped my buttix for eating all the cookies 'n' cream.
A bad section of town where the bums have all shat their crispy drawers.
If a fella's down on his luck then he lives in Skid Row, but if he's also delivered a stripe of shit to his underwear, then he lives in Skid Mark Row.
A dude's overused, unwashed, funky briefs (Jockey, BVD, Fruit of the Loom, etc.) that often feature a stripe of shit.
My man's crispy drawers been lyin' on the bathroom floor for a week -- they smell like welfare butt and government cheese.
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The new country formed by a secretive alliance between the Trump administration and Russia.
(Alt.) A male girdle in the Caucasus region.
We all know that Putin is the real power in Trussia, and that Trump is just his little bitch.
(Alt.) Yevgeny has to wear the Trussia now that he gave himself a hernia lifting the samovar.
a trump supporter so afraid of foreigners that they shit themself a nasty dingleberry up in they asshairz.
that jingoist trump faggotte musta shat himself he walkin so funny musta got him a jingoberry up in he natty cornhole.
(1) One of many homosexual Nazi sailors.
(2) A homosexual depicted in Das Boot, a homoerotic movie about Nazi U-boat personnel.
Variation: Das Fruit Pirate.
(1) The rear admiral ordered das boot pirate to service his poop deck.
(2) The U-boat swallowed seamen the same way that das boot pirate swallowed semen.
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The STD that people got from listening to Garrison Keillor too long.
"My doctor diagnosed me with Lake Wobegonorrhea," said the wife to the husband, "because I listened to Garrison Keillor too much on NPR."
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