Definitions by NiraMillson

aux fruits de terre 

French. Literally, "Fruits of the earth." Above ground faggots.

Derived from "aux fruits de mer." Fruits of the sea. Underwater faggots.

Those two men are "aux fruits de terre" -- they are fart farming faggots.

aux fruits de terre by NiraMillson December 5, 2016

Lake Wobegonorrhea 

The STD that people got from listening to Garrison Keillor too long.

"My doctor diagnosed me with Lake Wobegonorrhea," said the wife to the husband, "because I listened to Garrison Keillor too much on NPR."

Lake Wobegonorrhea by NiraMillson November 28, 2016

das boot pirate 

(1) One of many homosexual Nazi sailors.

(2) A homosexual depicted in Das Boot, a homoerotic movie about Nazi U-boat personnel.

Variation: Das Fruit Pirate.

(1) The rear admiral ordered das boot pirate to service his poop deck.

(2) The U-boat swallowed seamen the same way that das boot pirate swallowed semen.

das boot pirate by NiraMillson November 14, 2016

jingoberry 

a trump supporter so afraid of foreigners that they shit themself a nasty dingleberry up in they asshairz.

that jingoist trump faggotte musta shat himself he walkin so funny musta got him a jingoberry up in he natty cornhole.

jingoberry by NiraMillson November 13, 2016

Crispy Drawers 

A dude's overused, unwashed, funky briefs (Jockey, BVD, Fruit of the Loom, etc.) that often feature a stripe of shit.

My man's crispy drawers been lyin' on the bathroom floor for a week -- they smell like welfare butt and government cheese.

Crispy Drawers by NiraMillson October 4, 2016

skid mark row 

A bad section of town where the bums have all shat their crispy drawers.

If a fella's down on his luck then he lives in Skid Row, but if he's also delivered a stripe of shit to his underwear, then he lives in Skid Mark Row.

skid mark row by NiraMillson October 1, 2016

Buttix 

A misspelling of Buttocks, usually made by athletes, but occasionally people from other cultures.

Last night after football practice, mama whipped my buttix for eating all the cookies 'n' cream.

Buttix by NiraMillson September 23, 2016