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rx8

An excellent car that people bad mouth because they couldn't keep up with one in their shitty mullet-powered Ford Mustangs.
I love American cars very much, but damnit, that Mazda RX-8 is sweet as hell. I wouldn't trade a Camaro for one, but still...
by Ninja Disaster October 29, 2003
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Dale Earnhardt Jr.

1.) Overexposed NASCAR driver who wouldn't be half as famous as he is if he didn't have his father's name. (see: media whore)

2.) One who turns left in a stripped-down family sedan for 4 hours. (see: boring, mindnumbing, and trivial)

3.) One who lacks any real driving ability. (see: talentless)

4.) One who crashes and burns on road courses with right-hand turns, no matter how slight they may be. (see: unintentional drifter, granny shifter, handbrake whore, and noob)
Poor Mr. Earnhardt... Flying off the course and bursting into flames on that 10-degree right-hand turn...
by Ninja Disaster November 21, 2004
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Do As Infinity

One of the only Jpop/Jrock bands out there that's actually worth something. Weird, huh?
Tomiko Van has a very pleasant voice. Fuck you, Mai Kuraki!
by Ninja Disaster October 27, 2003
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Jesusland

The magical North American Christian theocracy whose citizenry have given George Bush a second term in office not because of his "accomplishments", but because of his blatant religious fundamentalism and exaggerated 1950s-era "family values." It is bordered by the Blue States and Canada to the west, north, and northeast; Mexico to the south, and the Atlantic to the east.
In Jesusland, "family values" and religious beliefs are the only things considered when voting for President. Even if the candidate is a corrupt scumbag with one hand in the oil industry's pants and the other shoving a dildo up the collective ass of the middle-class.
by Ninja Disaster November 4, 2004
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neoconservative

One who follows the "neo-con" subsect of the American conservative political wing. A Neo Conservative generally favors hawkish foreign agendas and overt militarization due to their core purpose of promoting American supremacy overseas and their disgustingly retarded and simplistic belief that any given situation can be resolved with aggression (see: wordIraq/word). Due to their unabashed shortsightedness, they are considered ignorant buffoons by other conservatives. Especially so by the wordpaleoconservatives/word.

When it comes to domestic affairs, however, Neo Conservatives aren't nearly as decisive. In fact, they're totally impotent and ineffectual.

Gee, I guess that's why our economy is in the shitter and the rest of the world hates us... We have a neo-conservative worddickhead/word in the White House.
by Ninja Disaster August 30, 2003
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idaho

Land of militant neo-Nazi potato farmers. Needless to say, the state's tourism industry is basically non-existent.
"Hey, want to visit Idaho?"
"Are you insane? Hell no!"
by Ninja Disaster October 21, 2003
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Japlish

Horribly bastardized style of English spoken by Japanese ESL dropouts.

See: wordEngrish/word.
"We are make the outrageous happy fun ok!"

"More power to your elbow cocky victory!"

"Zig, for great justice!"
by Ninja Disaster July 2, 2003
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