Ninja Disaster's definitions

Puppet Government

See: Iraq

Bush: The new Iraqi government is 100% legit. In no way does my corrupt administration control it behind the scenes. No sir! And Saddam's trial isn't a front designed to give the impression of Iraqi sovereignty! Not at all!

:snicker:

by Ninja Disaster July 2, 2004

Panzerfaust

A World War II-era rocket launcher from the PC game "Wolfenstein - Enemy Territory". It's what the AWP is to Counter-Strike and the BFG10k is to Quake III Arena: a newbie gun that deals a ridiculous amount of damage and requires ZERO skill to use. Hell, it's basically an instant kill weapon.

It's also affectionately referred to as the "Pussyfaust", the "Pansyfaust", the "Pussy Cannon", and sometimes tha "Panza".

by Ninja Disaster July 4, 2003

Fox News

National Republican Bullshit Network. Watched by ignorant, gun-toting, flag-waving ultra-nationalistic right-wing Christian fundamentalists who think George Bush is the new fucking Messiah or something; basically, the scum of American society who, if they had their way, would turn America in a fascistic police state in order to feel safe from the "terrorists" (aka: "brown people").

Fox News is only good for laughing at the bullshit those worthless Republicans like to spew. If you want a real source of news, go the independent route.

by Ninja Disaster July 2, 2003

Mensa

A society for people with high IQs, which they define as being within the top 2% of the "general population." It is a haven for snobbish elitists who feel that it is their God-given right to belittle people who aren't as "smart" as they are (see: mensa troll, asshole, and superiority complex). In fact, the average Mensa gathering is just an exclusionist circle jerk where people talk about how goddamn smart they are and how stupid everyone else is, usually with a glass of brandy in one hand and a copy of Aristotle in the other (monocle and pretentious goatee optional). Beware when encountering a Mensa member on the street; if he does not eye you with contempt and shove past you in a huff, he will shove his status as a member down your throat in a long-winded self-aggrandizing monologue.

Me: Hey man, do you have the time?
Mensa Troll: Why, yes I do. But I'm not going to give it to you until you apologize for addressing me in such a crude manner.
Me: Uh... what?
Mensa Troll: Begone, you filthy pissant. My genius cannot be stifled by the suffocating weight of your ignorance.
Me: Ugh. You must be from Mensa...
Mensa Troll: Wow, how did you know?
Me: I dunno, just a feeling...

by Ninja Disaster December 14, 2004

Rear Hummer

When the receiver lets one rip during anal sex, increasing the pleasure for the giver. So long as he can ignore the smell, anyway...

"That was one nasty skank bitch, but that rear hummer felt great."

by Ninja Disaster August 27, 2003

rx8

An excellent car that people bad mouth because they couldn't keep up with one in their shitty mullet-powered Ford Mustangs.

I love American cars very much, but damnit, that Mazda RX-8 is sweet as hell. I wouldn't trade a Camaro for one, but still...

by Ninja Disaster October 29, 2003

Jesusland

The magical North American Christian theocracy whose citizenry have given George Bush a second term in office not because of his "accomplishments", but because of his blatant religious fundamentalism and exaggerated 1950s-era "family values." It is bordered by the Blue States and Canada to the west, north, and northeast; Mexico to the south, and the Atlantic to the east.

In Jesusland, "family values" and religious beliefs are the only things considered when voting for President. Even if the candidate is a corrupt scumbag with one hand in the oil industry's pants and the other shoving a dildo up the collective ass of the middle-class.

by Ninja Disaster November 4, 2004