Ninja Disaster's definitions

Road Rules

The Real World's bastard step-brother. Only half as entertaining, but just as worthless.

by Ninja Disaster July 18, 2003

CAPPS

Computer Assisted Passenger Pre-screening System. AKA: "Big Brother"; it allows the government to have access to your personal information so they can run an extensive background check on you whenever you book a flight. Welcome to 1984, folks.

See also: wordThe terrorists have won/word.

Whoever thought this bullshit system up should be branded a traitor and "capped".

by Ninja Disaster August 27, 2003

WRC

World Rally Championship. Not only is it more eciting than NASCAR, but the cars actually turn right.

WRC is better than NASCAR ever will be. That is irrefutable fact.

by Ninja Disaster July 8, 2004

MCSE

1.) Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer. A computer expert who really isn't.

2.) The clown college diploma of the IT world.

"I am a computar expert because I am an MCSE! This Lunix computar is broken! The Start button is missing!"

by Ninja Disaster August 27, 2003

Jesusland

The magical North American Christian theocracy whose citizenry have given George Bush a second term in office not because of his "accomplishments", but because of his blatant religious fundamentalism and exaggerated 1950s-era "family values." It is bordered by the Blue States and Canada to the west, north, and northeast; Mexico to the south, and the Atlantic to the east.

In Jesusland, "family values" and religious beliefs are the only things considered when voting for President. Even if the candidate is a corrupt scumbag with one hand in the oil industry's pants and the other shoving a dildo up the collective ass of the middle-class.

by Ninja Disaster November 4, 2004

Nation Building

1.) An ongoing experiment that the United States has thus far failed at spectacularly. The process of forcing your own brand of "democracy" down the throats of the "liberated" whether they like it or not (see: Iraq).

2.) A 200 billion USD blunder (again, see: Iraq)

3.) The instigaton of nationwide anarchy (except of couse in Kabul) and the method by which a puppet government is put into "power" and left to deal with the mess brought on by its "liberators" for decades to come (see: Afghanistan).

4.) Something used by politicians to garner more votes from the fringe right (see: George W. Bush, GOP, NRA, Halliburton).

You're not God, Dubya. Stop pretending.

by Ninja Disaster September 21, 2004

Ren and Stimpy

If you're referring to the old version of the show, then yes, Ren and Stimpy is great. If you're talking about the new version airing on TNN, however, then I'll have to disagree. The new episodes aren't funny at all. They're just stupid and disgusting.

Ugh.

by Ninja Disaster July 2, 2003