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idaho

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Land of militant neo-Nazi potato farmers. Needless to say, the state's tourism industry is basically non-existent.
"Hey, want to visit Idaho?"
"Are you insane? Hell no!"
by Ninja Disaster October 21, 2003
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a perfect circle

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H-O-W-E-R-D-E-L, and yesh, he's pretty talented. Maynard's vocals are pretty fucking sweet as well. A shame about Paz leaving the band, though... She was hot. And it's not fair to compare APC with Tool. That's like comparing the Beetles to Anthrax.
Thirteenth Step, the new APC record, is pretty fucking awesome. My favorite track is "Gravity".
by Ninja Disaster September 14, 2003
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neoconservative

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One who follows the "neo-con" subsect of the American conservative political wing. A Neo Conservative generally favors hawkish foreign agendas and overt militarization due to their core purpose of promoting American supremacy overseas and their disgustingly retarded and simplistic belief that any given situation can be resolved with aggression (see: wordIraq/word). Due to their unabashed shortsightedness, they are considered ignorant buffoons by other conservatives. Especially so by the wordpaleoconservatives/word.

When it comes to domestic affairs, however, Neo Conservatives aren't nearly as decisive. In fact, they're totally impotent and ineffectual.

Gee, I guess that's why our economy is in the shitter and the rest of the world hates us... We have a neo-conservative worddickhead/word in the White House.
by Ninja Disaster August 30, 2003
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TGIF

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Acronym for "Thank God it's Friday". Used to express the joy one feels in knowing that the work week has officially ended and that they have two days off with which to enjoy.

Is also the name of a block of family friendly sitcoms aired on the ABC network every Friday evening. It was a pretty good block back during the 80's and early 90's when they showed Perfect Strangers, Full House, Family Matters, Hangin' With Mister Cooper, Step By Step, and the ORIGINAL America's Funniest Home Videos (yes, with Bob Faggot) but turned to pure shit towards the end of its more than decade-long run when it decided to run bilge like Sabrina The Teenage Witch, Sister Sister, and The Hugleys.

The lineup was cancelled a number of years back because of its aformentioned shittiness, but has been recently brought back to life due to the incessant complaining due to 80's children such as myself. Unfortunately, the new TGIF will premier with sitcoms even shittier than the ones that killed it off in the first goddamn place.

God, how I miss 80's television.
Bring back Full House! Bring back Family Matters! Bring back Perfect Strangers! Hell, bring back the original AMVs starring that unfunny fuckface Bob Saget! I want my goddamn TGIF back in its original 80's form!
by Ninja Disaster August 30, 2003
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Bill of Rights

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What the Bush Administration is trying its best to eradicate.
TIA, CAPPS, CAPP II, The Patiot Act, The Patriot Act II... What next? Making slavery legal again?
by Ninja Disaster August 28, 2003
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MCSE

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1.) Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer. A computer expert who really isn't.

2.) The clown college diploma of the IT world.
"I am a computar expert because I am an MCSE! This Lunix computar is broken! The Start button is missing!"
by Ninja Disaster August 27, 2003
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Rear Hummer

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When the receiver lets one rip during anal sex, increasing the pleasure for the giver. So long as he can ignore the smell, anyway...
"That was one nasty skank bitch, but that rear hummer felt great."
by Ninja Disaster August 27, 2003
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