Ninja Disaster's definitions

rx8

An excellent car that people bad mouth because they couldn't keep up with one in their shitty mullet-powered Ford Mustangs.

I love American cars very much, but damnit, that Mazda RX-8 is sweet as hell. I wouldn't trade a Camaro for one, but still...

by Ninja Disaster October 29, 2003

Rear Hummer

When the receiver lets one rip during anal sex, increasing the pleasure for the giver. So long as he can ignore the smell, anyway...

"That was one nasty skank bitch, but that rear hummer felt great."

by Ninja Disaster August 27, 2003

Dale Earnhardt Jr.

1.) Overexposed NASCAR driver who wouldn't be half as famous as he is if he didn't have his father's name. (see: media whore)

2.) One who turns left in a stripped-down family sedan for 4 hours. (see: boring, mindnumbing, and trivial)

3.) One who lacks any real driving ability. (see: talentless)

4.) One who crashes and burns on road courses with right-hand turns, no matter how slight they may be. (see: unintentional drifter, granny shifter, handbrake whore, and noob)

Poor Mr. Earnhardt... Flying off the course and bursting into flames on that 10-degree right-hand turn...

by Ninja Disaster November 21, 2004

Bill of Rights

What the Bush Administration is trying its best to eradicate.

TIA, CAPPS, CAPP II, The Patiot Act, The Patriot Act II... What next? Making slavery legal again?

by Ninja Disaster August 28, 2003

Second Term

What I'm praying will be denied wordGeorge W. Bush/word. Hopefully, he won't rig the votes again.

by Ninja Disaster August 27, 2003

Road Rules

The Real World's bastard step-brother. Only half as entertaining, but just as worthless.

by Ninja Disaster July 18, 2003

Puppet Government

See: Iraq

Bush: The new Iraqi government is 100% legit. In no way does my corrupt administration control it behind the scenes. No sir! And Saddam's trial isn't a front designed to give the impression of Iraqi sovereignty! Not at all!

:snicker:

by Ninja Disaster July 2, 2004